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No, I wouldn’t say that. But I would say you have an … um … inner beauty.

I refuse to answer that question because doing so might prove hazardous to my health.

Not a problem. I’ll tell my colleagues about your condition.

No, we seem to have finished the whole thing. We’ll remember to save some for you next time.

I guess we’ll need fifteen copies, which should be enough for everybody attending.

No, you fold in the egg whites after all the other ingredients. I really don’t know what you’ll wind up with, your way.

Just stand right there with your hands raised until the cops get here.

Hang up immediately and call 911.

Come to think if it, no. I’ll give them a call a little later, and ask about that.

I really don’t remember; it was over 60 years ago.

Oh, I’ll still give her the benefit of the doubt, but I agree it’s pretty fishy the way she refused to show us what was in her closet.

Well, I don’t think the cops have thoroughly examined the crawl space under the house, or identified he contents of the freezer.

I’ll give him another four minutes, let’s say, and then I guess we’ll have to reschedule.

Well, it’s getting kinda late for that now. I’ll have to do it tomorrow.

Sure, help yourself. The coldest ones are on the right.

Right, you have to turn it over onto the red side before plugging it in. And don’t forget to twist the little blue wires together.

Not a chance, Sparky.

Ok, now I get it. I’ll have to give you my answer tomorrow.

No comment at this time.

I don’t know. I’m actually half asleep right now. Ask me again when I’m awake.