I’m not sure what it is, but if I had to guess I’d say the neighbor’s dog ate Jimmy’s toy, and what we’re seeing are the partially digested remains that he threw up.
Oh god, that was so long ago, I really don’t remember. I do remember that she often sat around the house without her teeth, but beyond that I’d really rather not know.
I had a look at it. It seemed fine to me.
Ok, I’ll be there right away. But meanwhile, try to elevate his feet.
Nobody told me I was supposed to bring it.
No, you mix the arsenic in first, then the hemlock. The other way around, it could actually explode.
Check back later.
We ordered the food at 5:30. It’s now 7:30 and it’s not here yet. I know it’s just sitting in the restaurant waiting for the driver and getting cold. I want to cancel our order.
Pillage first, then burn.
At 5:37 a.m., local time. HAPPY SPRING!
I did. She will see the vet on Wednesday.
Only if you’re naked.
In that case, we’re all set. Come on over now. But don’t forget what I told you.
I’m not sure if I can. Too many painful memories.
No, that’s a really terrible idea. I don’t know how you could even think of such a thing, after what happened last time.
Do you really want to, honey? Well… OK.
Well, they still haven’t arrived. After all this time in transit, I’m sure the dry ice has melted away, and they’re unusable.
Not much. It’s an unworkable idea, in my view.
You heard me. Take him outside and shoot him.
Well, the shipment finally arrived, after having been “in transit” for five days. Of course they arrived at room temperature and had to be trashed. Thank you, FedEx.