Anthem for the EU!

Given the recent statement made by M. Chirac, I propose the following lyrics for an EU official anthem:
O you stupeed lands d’Oriente
You are childish and stupeed.
You do not deserve an opinion.
You have all forgotten your place!
Eef you disobey France
Zen France shall punish you!
Your only purpose
Is to be France’s slaves!

Moderator’s Note: This is not a debate. This is a “flame the French” rant. Rants belong in the Pit.