**Special News Release:
Anthrax scare for Baltimore, MD.
Baltimore Ravens football practice was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Brian Billick immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.
Practice was resumed today after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.**
Ok, it’s just an email that my sister forwarded to me. The way this season is going, however, us Ravens fans have to have something to laugh at, even if it is just to keep us from screaming.
HAR! Good one.