No, no, no. The anti-knock-knock joke is where you say to the victim, “Say knock-knock!”. So, they say “knock-knock”. You reply “who’s there?”, and they’re left speechless.
Pure comedy gold, I tell you!
A brick!
A man goes to his doctor and says “Doc, I’ve got this pain in my arm whenever I move it like this!”
The doctor runs some tests and says “You have bone cancer”
An elephant and a giraffe are in a bathtub. The elephant says to the giraffe, “Hand me the soap.” The giraffe replies, “No soap. Radio!”
These both made me laugh. Hard.
The doctor says “Quit moving it like that.”
Did you hear about the guy who walked down the street and turned into a drug store?
He shot the pharmacist and ran away with all the sudafed he could carry.
Do you believe I heard the original with that punchline on the Ghostbusters cartoon in the 80’s? Maaaaan that was a long time ago…
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: Flypaper.
A: A stick
This limerick certainly lacks a punchline:
There’s another one I really like:
And then there’s always:
There’s one more in the series, too, something about Emperor Nero.
In this case, it’s the “anti-joke” that’s actually the joke. Kind of.
I was going to suggest:
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: Parcel tape.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
Highest rated on http://anti-joke.com/.
Norm MacDonald did a whole slew of them at the Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget.
At the peak of Irish jokes:
Why did the Irishman go to London?
Because the job opportunities were better and the pay slightly higher.
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Doctor Dre
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
How can we know the true motivations of any non human conciousness? Even trying to understand the inner drives of other humans is problimatic to say the least, often, even our own personal desires are hard to fathom, identify and codify. Ultimately, this is not a definitively answerable question.
To understand this non joke you must have heard the original real joke, which is…
A woman walks into Canterbury cathedral wearing a toples dress.
A church official approaches her and asks her to leave.
The woman says “But Father I have a divine right !”
"You have a divine left aswellmy dear, but you still have to leave. "
But the non joke version is “But Father I have a divine right”
“I don’t give a fuck, I’M the one who’s Archbishop, so fuck off out of my church”
(Excusing my French.)