Obviously:
Seven sir!
Six sir!
Five sir!
Four sir!
Three sir!
Two sir!
One.
Tenser said the Tensor
Tensor said the Tenser
Tension, apprehension and dissention have begun.
Or
LEFT!
LEFT!
LEFT a wife and SEVenteen children in
STARVing condition with NOTHing but gingerbread LEFT
LEFT!
LEFT!
Left a wife . . . .
The old “Goobers and Raisinettes” jingle. Guaranteed to drive all other thoughts from your head.
I am a Patriot, by Little Steven
“…I love my country,/
Because my country/
is all I know…”
Na naaaaaaaa, na na na na na na naa na ka-ta-ma-ri da-ma-shiiiiii…
“Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, eat’em up, yum!”
Repeat as needed.
The Brady Bunch theme would be good, too.