We’re doomed. That’s the only way I can see it. Sure, the fellow tries to put a positive spin on the end of the article–yeah, the giant European Ant Union will self-destruct. Sure. That’s just a transparent attempt to try to calm the rightful panic in the populace about the ants evolving into a single cooperative meganation. After they annex the Catalonian splitters, just who do you think the Them will come at next?
The ants are coming, and I think we all know who’s to blame. Damn those atomic scientists, they’ve doomed us all!