Man, you* are* one grumpy bunny! :dubious:
This may be true, but I’m not sure if anyone would ever charge her with insecticide…
Perhaps running an illegal ant wash.
Ants make her hopping mad? 
With ants though you might as well kill them, since once you’ve removed them from the colony they are as good as dead, doomed to wander lost and confused until they starve to death or are eaten by the first jumping spider that sees them.
What I say when I see a kitchen ant is “Hola, hormiguita” followed closely by “adios, hormiguita.”
"Nuke from orbit is only the sure way "
Well, someone had to say it… 
It’s German for “The ants: THE!”
Wash everything that holds still with diluted vinegar… It messes up their chemical receptors (the ants,not the stove,etc)
Terro ant bait would fit that description. For a day or two you don’t notice much difference in ant activity, then it drops off real fast.
I say, “Goddamn little bastard, how dare you come into my house!” Or some version of it.
So essentially “Die, die!”
Thanks, that’s it. Had to use it twice once, but it works. I need to keep the cat away from it, though.
I don’t kill ants in the kitchen. I kill them in their nest by hiring a man with a poison injector that gets behind the counters. 7 years and haven’t seen an ant since!
Baby ant: Mommy, when is Daddy coming home?
Mama ant: I don’t know, Dear. He went to that bad lady’s house, to find us some food.
Baby ant: I’m so hungry, Mommy!
Bad Woman: DIe! DIE! DIE! <stamping feet>
If you hit the Power Ball, you might have enough money to hire Kirsten Dunst to sit in the corner with eyes in wide-open panic, pointing and screaming… “THEM…!” 
They are just trying to make a living, like you and I.
I alternate between “Ants, oh God, ants” and a whimpering grossed-out noise while blasting every surface with Raid and planting ants traps at three-and-a-half-inch intervals along every edge.
So, to the OP, no.
There were once ants eating food crumbs in my computer keyboard. I didn’t mind. They were doing me a favor.
FYI: Small crumbs. Not a lot.