Do all women cry, “Die! Die!” when they crush ants in the kitchen?
:dubious:
…well, some wish Opie under their heel too.
Empire of the Ants was on today.
Yes, every woman in the entire world yells “Die, Die”! when they crush ants in the kitchen. Every last one of them. In English, too!
That’s what I thought!
No; my wife prefers to kill silently. And with a slight twisted smile. That make me very nervous.
No, but I don’t kill ants (or any other bug). They get scooped up and put outside.
Understandably so. :dubious:
Your wife, your life.
What’s kind of funny is that I’ve been having an “ant invasion” in my kitchen the last few days. I didn’t yell “Die, Die!” when I smashed them, but I’m a dude so I guess I don’t count.
I prefer the classic magnifying glass method. Quality over quantity, people.
sounds a bit like Leiningen if they do.
No, the three women I have been intimate with in the kitchen have yelled, “Die! Die!” while killing ants.
There is some goop, I forget the name. One leaves it out, and the ants carry the yummy stuff back to the nest and poison their friends and relatives. Three applications has been the most it took.
Intimate in the kitchen?
You salty dog, you!
Actually shopping garlic and grating ginger with them.
:dubious:
Hot!
William Conrad, or Charlton Heston?
No, I say “Hahahahahahaha, you little six-legged bastards!” as I kill them with 409*.
*For non-USA’inans, 409 is a cleaning product in the US. I am not killing ants with integers.
(In reality, I’ve only hand ants in the kitchen once. I grew up in Florida in an older house, and we had to keep all food products tightly contained because of “palmetto bugs”. :eek: I still keep food products very tightly wrapped and contained-- NO food on the counters or left unwrapped! – and have no bug problems. However, my northern friends always look at me oddly when they notice that I keep bread in the freezer.)
Ah, so that’s what the kids are calling it these days!
There is also the sesame oil, but that is probably NSFW.