Not just any pizza - Carmen’s stuffed pizza. The pizza I used to drive 6 hours from Wisconsin to get. The pizza I used to live on when I worked there. The pizza my completely incompetent and dysfunctional in-laws are incapable of getting for us.
So, now I’m desperate. Carmen’s Pizza used to half-bake, freeze and ship pizza anywhere in Conus. They don’t do the shipping thing anymore. I’m just going to assume they still do the half-bake and freeze, though.
So, I need help. Doper help. I need to know, if anyone from the Evanston, or Rogers Park areas would be willing to pick up a pizza order, and take it to the nearest Fed-Ex (or whoever) and ship it to Maine. I’m talking only 2 pizzas, maybe 3. There is a Carmen’s on Church street in Evanston, and I believe there is still one on Sheridan road near Loyola in Rogers Park.
For those uninitiated reading this, thinking I’m nuts - you’re right. I am nuts. And yes, the pizza is just that good.
Obviously, I will pay everything, and compensate anyone willing to do this for me. If it’s cash you want - name your price. Maybe you want something only available in Maine sent your way? We got lobsters here… LL Bean… lots of syrup… did I mention lobster?
Anyway, think it over. My birthday is coming up, as is the Super Bowl, and man - I really miss that pizza.
PS - I know that Lou Malnati’s ships pizzas. We occasionally get it this way (along with Carson’s ribs, Eli’s cheescake and Chicago dogs… but it’s just not the same)