Any dopers ever cook a turducken?

Screw Friends. Forget Frasier. This marks the final season of the bestest cartoon series of all time – Samurai Jack!! Pound for pound, minute for minute, I’ll stack up even the superior JL cartoon episodes against an average Jack episode any day. (Insert opening theme music here)

But where are the final episodes?? I haven’t seen anything since “The Winged Children” aired about six weeks back. I heard a nasty rumor that Toonami won’t be broadcasting the final five episodes in the states unless DVD sales of the first season are high. (Dramatic gasp.) SAY IT ISN’T SO!

THIS REEKS OF FOUL AND BASE MANIPULATION BY THAT INSIDOUS MASTER OF CHICANERY AND DECEIT, THE TREACHEROUS AKU.

Or as Jack would say it: “AaaaaAAAakKKkUuuuUUUUUUUuuuuuu!!!”

Oops. I thought I was starting a new thread. (I better cover this.)

Uh, I meant to say… a Scrappy Doo stuffed in a Boo-Boo stuffed in a Smedley stuffed in a Scooby-Doo stuffed in a Yogi stuffed in a Jabberjaws stuffed in a Great Ape. Microwave on high, serve with Cheerios.

And cheerio! (smooth exit.)

A friend of mine regularly has tofu buffalo wings for lunch - brilliant fried orange things - which we have dubbed ‘Buff-fu’. Makes one wonder about stuffing a tofu buffalo with dozens and dozens of tofu chicken wings… would you have a Bufffu Buffalo Wing Bufffu Buffalo?

for those of you cooking outside, here’s the solution: http://www.discoverchemistry.com/dcv2-docroot/student/fun_stuff/quick_barbecue/barrybbq.html

And if a restaurant were to offer this dish in an all-you-can-at deal, it would be a Bufffu Buffalo Wing Bufffu Buffalo buffet!

(I’ve tried Morningstar Farms fake Buffalo wings, and I can’t stand them. Don’t know if that’s what your friend had, but I don’t think they taste much like Buffalo wings at all.)