Any email sluts (male or female) here?

I am. I love getting email, as long as it’s not spam (duh). Who else is?

Me too.

Sometimes I even answer it. :wink:

:: raises her hand ::

Not that I get nearly enough of it :smiley:

Isn’t that always the way, just enough to whet your appetite, but never enough to satisfy.

I even answer my spam sometimes…well except for Ms Cleo…she should know what my response is already :wink:

Keith

Yep, that would be me.

Chances are I’ll answer it immediatly, since the computer’s almost always connected to the net and Outlook is always up.

Oh my, yes… Day after day, I rush to my mailbox, usually to be disappointed…

Disappointment builds character, you know…

…nothing worse than disappointed sluts…

They tend to overuse ellipses…

email? what’s that?

Oh, man, I am definitely guilty. Some days, I’ll get in a mood where I’m like, “Dammit, I am GOING to get some e-mail tomorrow.” So I e-mail every person who I think might have the slightest interest in what I have to say, and then the next morning it’s like a mini-Christmas as I watch the replies roll in (some days are better than others, obviously).

Yeah, I love email.
Especially from beautiful women trying to seduce me…

So I would imagine…

If I’m home, I check my e-mail compulsively. Sometimes I have some, too.

I would like getting email, but all I get is spam, glurge, and Joke A Day type stuff.

Here is another e-mail slut reporting in…

I will write mails to you people soon, and hope I get replies as well!

This way we could help each other better lives!!!:slight_smile:

email sluts brings up interesting images . . . .

But after reading your definition I must admit that I too am an email slut :smiley:

Hi Im an email whore. Go ahead and pay me and I’ll be happy to email all of you sluts :wink:
I actually love getting email. Unfortuanetly it’s either feast or famine in my box. One day nothing the next it’s full. If anyone wants to write me, feel free :smiley:

How about email pimp? I’ll apply for that job!

I love email. I get about 150 a day now, but sadly most of them are from here (I never turn off that “email me when my thread’s been posted to” thingy). I also get ads that I’ve signed up for and some I haven’t (like Miss Cleo, hubba hubba!). Plus I get mails about my Yahoo group.

And, on occasion, an email from a kind soul on here. Hey, that’s why my email’s not hidden! :smiley:

Hello, my name is gratefuldavidson, and I am an email slut.
I’m connected all day at work, and must compulsively check my in box every 30 seconds or so just to make sure …

… excuse me for a sec …

… rats … nothing.

Where was I?

I’m just as bad. I have my Outlooked configured to check my email every minute. :slight_smile:

I am an email PROSTITUTE. Get it right!

That said, I am pathetic in my devotion to my inbox. Most of the time, I don’t get anything worth reading anyhow. Sucks.

I have only just now realized the humor/irony implicit in the fact that I left the “Email notification” box checked when I responded to this thread the first time, thereby setting myself up to receive more emails, and so confirming my slut status.

P.S. I could never be a prostitute. I do it for fun, not money :wink: