Oh, man, I love erotic email and cybersex…I go to http://www.literotica.com all the time. GREAT place to get down and dirty with someone.
Mauvaise, I’ve written you before…how about a chat sometime? I won’t bite…unless you want me too. 
Well, I’m not really wanting to admit to slut, whore or prostitute. But I will say I am borderline OCD about checking email. 
Abby
If anyone cares to play sometime,(females only, please) feel free to email me and we’ll take it from there. I’m fun, outgoing, and my penis likes rock music and taking nice long walks on the beach. 
I love getting email. I never do, though.
I have a strong feeling that’s about to change… 
Ummm, after looking over the replies, I was hit by the realization that I might have had the wrong idea here…I guess you guys are talking about email IN GENERAL. Oops. I don’t know where my mind was. All I saw was blah blah blah slut. Go figure. Sorry guys.
Anyhoo…:rolleyes:
Gaah! E-mail good! More e-mail!
Well, I’ll likely live to regret this, but I gotta go make dinner. I’ve still got a chunk of available storage on my hotmail account… dare I step away in light of the past few hours?? Dare I??
hehehehe - I love you sluts!!
I love email,especially from SP :).
I just wish some of my IRL friends would take my addy off their "forward all crap to " list. I’ll admit I’ve sent a few Dopers some of those “friend forever” things but no chain letters,no urban legends,and no “you have to read this” crap. Any Doper who received a anemail was already my friend.
BTW…a hint for the male Dopers out there…
There’s nothing wrong with an ihtoductory flirty email. Especially when it’s filled with compliments.
Sending a naked picture of yourself with that introductory email, however,is beyond sad.
I’m not shy. If I want to see a naked pic I’ll ask for it. Trust me.
[sub] That Doper who promised me one…I’m still waiting…[/sub]
As someone who has to deal with approximately 150-300 emails per day, I’ll happily start forwarding it on to anybody willing to take responsibility for it.
I LOVE opening up my yahoo account–listed below–and seeing that there’s a letter in my Inbox. Snooooopy has it right. It is like getting bunch of presents, and the anticipation of opening them is just wonderful! However, I don’t like receiving spam, forwards of stuff, or naked pics. I just like letters–they can be written in English, Spanish, or French (the latest language I’m learning–and I love to reply to them. Sometimes I don’t get to it immediately [celestina eyes guiltily the stack of correspondance she has yet to return.], but I do eventually reply. It’s just a shame that nowadays the art of writing good, witty letters with one’s observations of the world etc. . . has gone by the wayside. [sigh] If anyone’s feeling inspired, . . .
Hi, my name is Bebe and I’m an e-mail slut.
But seriously, I love e-mail, adore it. Now if only I got some every once in a while.
I hardly ever do but if you’d be so nice as to e-mail me I end up replying for pages and pages, I love to write. Oh well, so yeah, I’m a slut.
Kitty
My inbox is so empty…
[sub]how empty is it?[/sub]
It’s so empty, when I click to open it, I hear an echo.
Thank goodness for porn spam and “make money quick” e-mails :rolleyes:
I don’t think I could get by without e-mail!
Especially the ones from the Baklavian kids with no limbs!
Depending onhow un/lucky I am, I get between give and forty emails a day. Many are pure junk (:)), some are actually fun, and the rest are from dopers.
KIDDING!
Since the move, I have a new e-mail address. No spam! Hooray! I’ve also got three net-based e-mail accounts. I check them once or twice a day.
It’s so very sad when I rush to check the mail and there’s nothing there. 
[hijack]
Damn Mauvaise…we are living parallel lives
Good to know I’m not the only one.
[/hijack]
Well, what do you expect when we have the same first and middle names??!
And are the same age,height and body build…
I won’t mention what we ALSO have in common…
{{Mauvaise}}
I didn’t realize I had a twin sister
I love getting email, but I sometimes suffer from writers block.
*Such-N-Such: What have you been up to lately, Sealemon?
Sealemon: Nuthin’.*
This might explain why I generally only get offers to get any college degree I want (I’ve got a PHD in Samoan Wrestling, with a minor in neurosurgary!), as well as the usual glurge/UL/forwards.