Anyone have any genuine first-hand ghost stories? Stuff they’ve experienced personally or perhaps by a reputable relative/friend?
I’m a skeptic myself but who doesn’t love a good ghost story… ?
:eek: :eek: :eek:
There was a recent thread (no more than 3 months old), but I’m darned that I can find it, even after using “scary”, “haunted”, and “ghost” as search terms…
I know a good Ghost story, but it ends with butt cancer.
Well if anyone can find the thread - it’s dark outside, I’m in a house on my own and I bought a new candleholder today…
Am I missing something…? Are you offering a joke, a spooky tale, life-anecdote or all three?
Supersonic whoosh.
Maybe a reference to Patrick Swayze’s recently announced cancer?
Ah yeah, the film guy - should’ve paid more attention to that capital G… Well I wish him all the best and hope he makes a swift and full recovery.
I guess I should have specified that I was interested in “ghost” stories about “spectral phenomena” rather than Hollywood movies that have the same name. Glad that that’s been cleared up - don’t want any further misunderstandings… 
Oh, we’ll find something to poke fun at…
I thought Swayze was like some mythic Love-God to you guys - have you no self-reproach…?
Anway, you’re supposed to be scaring me… :eek:
So did J. B. S. Haldane:
I wish I had the voice of Homer
To sing of rectal carcinoma…
Maybe this one?
Here let me ring the bell:
Lekatt Lekatt Lekatt
The short bus should be along any minute now.
Carry on.
[Jack Sparrow]That’s the one[/Jack Sparrow]
Thanks! I’ll have to read it tomorrow as I’ve got to go to bed now and well, I need to sleep…! :eek: