Any Michael Rapaport fans? Can you explain this?

Why yes, it would be TFG.

Don’t worry, if the war is still happening and he’s elected he’ll have it sorted out in a week with his negotiation skills, some say he has the best skill, the perfect negotiation even. You can tell they’re being truthful when telling him this because he said they called him sir when telling him this. Oh wait, him saying people started the conversation by calling him sir is the indication that he is definitely lying, my bad. So easy to confuse the two.

He’ll definitely have the war in Ukraine solved within a week of taking office. The Russians only invaded because there was a sissy in the White House; I have that on good authority from a MAGA relative.

Hamas currently has a polled approval rating of 1%

If you apply the Keyes Constant then in reality, approximately -4% of all Americans truly approve of Hamas.

Check out Atypical on Netflix. He’s the dad.

Boston Public. Also starred Jeri Ryan. About 23 years ago.

And introduced me to my current massive celebrity crush, Rashida Jones.

But Michael Rapaport was also good in Higher Learning.

Quite right. My mistake.

He’s angry again.

So vote for Trump, you tucking turnip.

Hey Rapaport! Enjoy reaping the whirlwind, you stupid muppet.

Maybe he’ll sell a brand of bourbon:

“Loud, Not Smart”