Nope, My soul isn’t for sale. I gave it to God for safe keeping.
I can’t sell something that doesn’t exist, but if you’re willing to give me things that will make my life easier or more enjoyable because you think it does, then sure I’ll make a deal.
I’ll sell my soul for all of the following:
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[li]Agelessness[/li][li]Immortality[/li][li]Enough money to buy the New England Revolution from Bob Kraft, build them a soccer specific stadium, and build a better team[/li][/ul]
There’s a problem with your logic there.
Perhaps I should clarify: I don’t believe that I have a soul, so as far as I’m concerned you’re offering to purchase something that doesn’t exist. I am, however, willing to take advantage of your belief that I have one and accept your offer for certain goods or services in exchange for whatever you think you’re going to get for them.
“Jack has six apples, and you have two apples. Vote Democrat, and you can have four of Jack’s apples.”
ETA: Conservative schools teach you that if you work hard, you too can have six apples.
I understand that that is what you think. But I I buy your soul and then supply you with, say, endless youth, heat vision, $12,000,000,000 in cash, and the ability to see Taye Diggs naked whenever you wish, you may wish to consider we in the Diabolical Community know something you do not. 
In diabolical schools, it goes thusly:
Jack has six apples and you have two. If you kill Jack and eat two of his apples, how many do you have to sell to his widow? Extra credit: What is the best weapon to use for this purpose? Explain why.
Sort of a reverse Pascal’s Wager, eh? I guess I’ll just have to take my chances.
Oh, and I wish to point out that Taye Diggs would not be my choice of someone I am interested in seeing naked in this life.
None, because you keep the remainder for yourself. Waterboarding works best: it’s a nice, slow form of torture, and if it doesn’t drive them mad or make them change to your point of view, then there’s one less person to worry about.
Are you in any way affiliated with Heck? I sold my soul to that crew a while back, and was thinking of refinancing the loan. The apple pie I got was delicious, but cash and succubabes is sounding pretty sweet too.
On the other hand, I’m open to recruitment, and could surely find a suitable spot where I can be a valuable addition to the Hell team. Perhaps as a succubus trainer or something similar.
I am forwarding your resume to the Boss. You show potential, and I think I can get you a position as a junior temper.
Ummmm…Lynn, you’re an mod on the SDMB.
You’re already in hell.
Oh, and Skald - I can’t sell what I ain’t got. Sorry.
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YES! I am so up for this! There’s this election I wanna help, and then I need to head a few PIRG meetings, and Chevy just made this new car that folks need to hear about-- it’s awesome!
I won’t turn evil or come unstuck in time or anything, right?
If I ask for enough power to “bestride the earth like unto a colossus”, can you give me specifics? And would His UnHoliness be for or against my gaining the ability to create all manner of freakish abominations?
Logically, if you believe you have no soul, you also think this transaction cannot harm you in any fashion, and thus you should be willing to dicker.
So … let’s say $3,000,000 cash, a new car of your naming, and an infinite supply of hot wings. Can we shake on it?