Would you sell me your Soul?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

My primary (theoretical) interest is in purchasing the souls of Athiests: I mean, it would be pure profit for you, right? How much would you want? I’d have no nefarious intent regarding the ultimate disposition of said soul, but would it matter to you if I intended to, say, enter into a three-way Apocalyptic Chess Match with the established Soulmongers? I’m just curious.

Non-Athiests are free to respond, as well. I’m not one to discriminate, though I suspect the faithful would put too high a premium on their souls to make this, ah, venture worthwhile (it is about the bottom line, after all).

So. How much?

2

Sure I’ll sell you mine with no questions asked. A cool Million should suffice.

3

That’s a little steep, don’t you think? I mean, for that kind of cake I’m going to need to see some credentials. Like Vlad The Impaler-type credentials. Seriously. Failing that, if you want to negotiate, I’ll counter at $100.

4

Depends on the logistics involved. What would I actually have to do for you to consider the transaction to have been completed?

5

I can fax some paperwork to you - you’d just need to fill it out and mail it back. Almost exactly like a credit card application.

6

I’ll take 3 soft taco supremes from Taco Bell. Buyer beware, my soul has quite a bit of milage and a second mortgage to the devil on it.

7

Ok you got me a million is a little steep, but $100 c’mon I’m a 21 year old, healthy prospect. I think it would violate SDMB rules to buy souls through the message board.

8

Yes, in a second. Name your own price. In any case I will get at least something for nothing.

9

And how do I get the money? Checks are a serious pain up the arse in my neck of the woods.

10

Sorry, mate. If Old Scratch already has dibs, it’s worthless to me. Um. Theoretically.

11

Well I have to go to class, but I am interested as to how this thread will develop. Can you send me the money via Paypal?

12

I’ve got no problem with that.

13

Ok $100 it is then.

14

Oh and I forgot to mention I am an atheist so I fit your client criteria.

15

How about an “Executive Producer” Credit in the next installment of Tom Cruise’s blockbuseter Missions Impossible franchise? I think we’re up to 6.

16

Well, it’s been established that PayPal is definitely do-able. Or, if you prefer, I can Fed Ex a cloth bag with a big dollar sign stenciled on it, with cash inside.

I’m flexible.

17

I don’t know, but I’ve been told, a big-legged woman ain’t got no soul.

18

You can DO that?

But seriously, I’ve never received money by PayPal and I won’t take a check. Can you make a direct deposit to my bank account if I supply all the information needed to deposit from abroad?

19

Can we get a good baseline price on a soul to establish the market? What are they going for on eBay?

20

You’re not allowed to sell your soul there, under the “no body parts” clause. Nobody has as yet been able to point out exactly which body part contains the soul, though.