Who’d have thought a HIAC match would be the rest room break?
The boss’s son gets to play. There’s little reason for me to give a shit about this match.
Good line, Michael! FOR THE LOVE OF MANKIND!
Well, that was a waste of a WrestleMania build.
What was the point?
Is this show a big middle finger to the fans or something? The booking is really questionable.
Jericho going over? Can’t put over a newcomer at Wrestlemania?
Ryder? Seriously? Trying to be all edgy and ‘anything can happen’, just not in a match of real consequences? No one is going to be surprised if he drops it tomorrow.
Ok, I get it. You think the Flair name is more marketable. But Sasha is the real money.
“Blood in” I guess if Shane wants back in the family company, right? Has to pay for it with a suicide dive off the cage that could have crippled him for life?
Wait, the Andre match is on NOW??? I’d forgotten all about it, but clearly this means it’s going to run all of about 10 minutes.
On the other board I’m posting on, the prevailing theory is “Vince needs to squash all the other babyfaces on the card in order to Make Roman Look Strong”.
What the hell is Tatanka doing in a WWE ring in 2016?
What the hell is Shaquille O’Neal doing in a WWE ring in any year?
And you mean to tell me The Wyatt Family isn’t going to even be on the card?
Baron Corbin wins?
That was… OK, I guess.
I guess this is Corbin’s call up. Well, good job that, at least.
Main event ranks getting thinned out hard in NXT…
Where are de Wyatts?
Congrats Baron Corbin!
I guess that means it’s time for the coronation, then.
Takeover Dallas is light years ahead of WM.
Now all we need is for Jerry Jones to win the WWE title.
But first, here’s the Rock with a flamethrower.
Because… reasons?
Seriously, Vince, just retire and take all your 50+ retired buddies with you.
Just remember kids, if you do well in NXT you get to win something big your first day on the job in WWE.
…Umm, here they are, apparently.
Well, that was a waste of a half hour, we buried some more current talents in favor of a retiree, and we’re in overrun before the main event even starts.
This is an overbooked shitstorm.
And… shit all over Wyatts again just for pointless ‘put over Rock and Cena again’.
Damn, Vince is the angry child playing with his action figures and cursing out the other kids.
ground ground ground ground ground ground
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Wyatts careersThis puts the Wyatts at 0-3 at 'Mania. They’ve got a Streak to maintain, dammit!