In tonight’s edition of “Paul Heyman’s Cuckold Fantasy #3”, Lana said she’s nine weeks pregnant with Rusev’s baby.
That means that two weeks ago, when she cut a promo about how she didn’t want Rusev to get her pregnant, she was seven weeks pregnant. I’m no gynecologist, but at seven weeks, shouldn’t she have known she was pregnant? At the very least, she should have missed a period by that point, right? I’m assuming for now that this is a kayfabe pregnancy and not an actual pregnancy that CJ Perry the person only just told the writers about, because it seems like none of the guys (and let’s face it, they’re all guys) in the writers’ room have any clue about how the female body works.
Lana told Lashley that she was lying to Rusev when they were at the top of the ramp. They weren’t miked, so maybe Rusev isn’t meant to have heard. This angle can’t die fast enough. Don’t know if this is Heyman or McMahon; the latter allegedly likes it, though.
When I saw the “They weren’t miked” part of your post, I thought it was “They weren’t milked.” Wait, did I miss Lana getting milked at the top of the ramp?
Welcome to your annual battle for “brand supremacy”, which is described as so important that it transcends face-heel rivalries, but never gets mentioned again as soon as Survivor Series is over.
Is Humberto Carrillo going to be the next Roman Reigns? The announcers keep talking him up like he’s some kind of golden boy and that just makes me hate him more.
I sincerely doubt it. Roman never took that many pinfalls. Heyman is throwing a bunch of sh…stuff against the wall and trying to find what sticks, while simultaneously trying to establish some new talent. Personally, even if some of the writing is off, I like that storylines go deeper than the top of the card and they’re actually spotlighting newer wrestlers.
This, of course, raises the question; exactly what does it take to get let out of your contract by a company so vindictive and petty that it will pay people to stay home just so noone else can have them?
Speaking of…one of Mrs. Cups co-workers is now into wrestling and especially NXT. Therefore we scored tickets for the tapings they’re having the day before thanksgiving. It’l be our first live NXT and first NXT taping in ages. Should be fun given I barely know half the roster anymore!
If you haven’t been following that, he started off with a rant about a merchandise shirt, which was his name as white teeth in a bright red smiling mouth–and when that logo was put on a black colored shirt, it looked very racist.
So he went on a huge rant about how WWE and HHH were racist, then seemed to walk it back a bit saying that some marketing middleman had lied to HHH saying that he (Myles) had approved the design.
Along with those rants, he also hurt his chances of getting good work elsewhere by claiming that Jay Lethal was an Uncle Tom and so forth.
And finally this last burst. Really not sure what did or is going on with him, but while I think racial situations in the WWE (and probably much of the wrestling world) are still not what they should be, he’s not going about it in a way that’s likely to improve things.
He was the winner of the Breakout tournament earlier this year, and previously had runs in ROH and New Japan. I’ve got an autographed 8x10 of him on my wall from an indy show where he wrestled Brody King a few years back.
On related news, today’s episode of Powerr has been pulled offline due to Cornette’s making a racist joke about Ethiopians and fried chicken while calling a match.
You’d think that at his age he’d have learned to watch his mouth, but he just seems bound and determined to shit on the entire business these days.
Cornette is an equal opportunity offender. Back in the “Good Ol’ Days” he could get away with those kinds of comments, but times have changed.
I remember when the Midnight Express took on some jobber team that had a black and a latino, he got on commentary and said they were going to start a restaurant and call it “Nacho Mama.”
He was the wise old man of wrestling on crack. His style of wrestling is long gone though, he has kept up the CPR for years, trying to bring that “good ole wrasslin’” back to life but it’s been dead for years. You could say that NWA just called the time of death, but I doubt Cornette will give up.
