Any WWE fans in the audience? (Part 1)

Paige’s semi-autobiographical movie Fighting With My Family is on Hulu now. I watched it, and it’s no Oscar winner. It’s more like if Hallmark Channel produced Rocky. It went for heart over edge, and could have included more zaniness.

Not to say it didn’t have its moments. Paige’s parents are wrestlers, and so is her brother Zack. He knocked up a girl, so they had to get married. They have a family dinner, and Zack asks his dad to hold back on the crude behavior because her parents are kind of “posh.” Dad (played by Nick Frost) opens up right away and tells them he was in prison for eight years for violent robbery. At the end of the movie, they show video interviews with the real Paige’s family, and her dad tells the interviewer the same thing. They used what he said as Frost’s script for that scene. Frost is outstanding, by the way. There’s one scene where he’s talking on the phone with a booker while another wrestler is sitting next to him. Frost turns to the wrestler and says “Ay, 'e wants to know if you’ll take a bowling ball to the willy!” The wrestler reluctantly agrees, and Frost picks up a bowling ball and smacks him right right in the genitals with it. The wrestler looks like he’s about to cry and Frost tells him to breathe out slowly. Then he picks up the phone, and says “'E’s in.”

The movie gets a little sappy at times with Zack, who really really wanted to be in WWE but got turned down. Paige tries to get him hired, but to no avail. He becomes angry, depressed, gets in bar fights, etc. Then he decides he needs to turn his life around, and gathers neighborhood kids and trains them to be wrestlers, including one blind kid. The closing credits include a “where are they now” chyron, which reads that the blind kid went on to be a professional wrestler, but they don’t show his name. Did they run out of budget and not afford a royalty for a blind person?

Vince Vaughn plays the antagonist role as the talent scout and merciless trainer. In one scene, The Rock is giving Paige a pep talk before she debuts on RAW. As they leave his dressing room, Vince Vaughn’s character is in the hallway and Rock says “Hey, sex tape!” Paige asks him why he called him “sex tape” and Rock replies “Because he makes you famous.” Ironic considering Paige has a few sex tapes herself.

Zelina Vega played AJ Lee, and they recreated the match where Paige wins the title from her. I remember the match and it looked really random, having Lee lose the Divas title to an unknown. This was before I watched NXT, so I had no idea who Paige was at the time. She didn’t make much of an impression on me then, but she got a lot better in short order.

I recognized a couple other wrestlers in training montage scenes, like Dave “The Bomber” Mastiff and Kip Sabian. There were also some people from EVOLVE and PROGRESS. There’s also a scene with Big Show and Shamus arguing at the buffet table, but I think that was it for actual wrestlers in the movie. They otherwise changed the names of Paige’s NXT comrades. One of the girls was named Jeri-Lynn, and I’m wondering if that was intended to be a nod to Jerry Lynn of ECW fame? He retired in 2013 and now produces for AEW, and there’s no mention if he crossed paths with Paige on his Wiki page.

During NXT UK, Tom Phillips said “Nigel McGuinness is at a magician’s retreat and taxidermy symposium…”

Wait, what?

Dear Cody,

can you book a match between Orange Cassidy and Darby Allin?

It’ll be the battle of the don’t cares: Darby doesn’t care if he’s about to die, and Orange doesn’t care period.

So Darby rides his Skateboard of Death to the ring, body half skeleton and cryptic verse tattoos, vaults over the top rope in his duster, lands, and somersalts right in front of Orange Cassidy, who has his hands in his pockets. Darby gives him the Thousand Yard Stare, and Orange looks unconcerned. Darby goes for a roundhouse kick, and Orange steps back, completely avoiding it. Darby does some wicked looking martial arts strikes, and Orange just moves to where the punches aren’t with minimal effort. He still hasn’t taken his hands out of his pockets. Darby grabs Orange and throws him over the top rope. Orange lands on his feet, hands still pockets. Darby jumps to the top turnbuckle and deliver a corkscrew reverse plancha. Orange just steps out of the way and Darby crashes on the concrete.

Meltzer gives it 7 stars. Make this happen, Cody!

Are you cross-posting to try and catch Rhodes’ eyes somewhere on the net, or do you think Cody will see this here?

Reminds me of the Meng Ai running gag on WWE pay-per-views.

Orange Cassidy vs Suzuki from NJPW is booked for Joey Janella’s Spring Break, if you really want to know what OC vs a crazy person who likes pain is going to go.

You never know. I once got an email from Rodney Dangerfield after I posted about him in a Howard Stern forum.

On the million-to-one chance it does happen, I can shamelessly take credit for it.

That’s down in Tampa during WM, and not televised as far as I can tell. I’m not that dedicated a mark.

Dang, how did AEW get Jeff Cobb? He’s been in RoH up until last week. If his contract just expired, that was some fast work getting him in AEW with practically no days off. Their montage didn’t show his RoH work, so maybe they’re pulling a WWE-style willful ignorance of competition filter.

Cobb is on a day-to-day basis with RoH, and supposedly is also not signed to AEW except on a by-appearance basis. Of course, that might have changed since this morning, but that’s the latest I’ve heard.

Remember when we used to post predictions and reviews of Takeover events? Then they became “I watched it” and eventually nothing. Never fear, I shall bear the sputtering torch.

My favorite was actually Tegan Nox vs Dakota Kai. Why? Because both girls were groomed to be the next Bayley, the cute girls who dress in bright colors and glitter and smile and hug. Now they’re badass biker chicks who break each other’s teeth. Kudos to them for pulling off those transformations.

The preshow had Mansoor quibbling with Sam Roberts. What happened to him? He won the Greatest Ever Battle Royal so WWE could have their home boy link to their Muslim audience, then he lost a match on NXT and that’s it. He’s talented enough to work on prime time, but they seem to go all or nothing on him.

I mark out for the Broserweights, mainly because of their clash of personalities. They shouldn’t work, but somehow they do. I can see them feuding with each other while still tag champs, then splitting a pitcher of beer after a huge brawl.

I knew Cole would cheat to retain his title, but I’m not too crazy about Gargano’s swerve. He’s always been my favorite good guy because he’s such a great victim. They teased making him a heel before vs Aleister Black, but it didn’t hold. Now he’s getting revenge on Ciampa I suppose, but it’s like turning Casper the Friendly Ghost heel. Maybe Garg is tired of being the babyface and wants to diversify. It worked for Shawn Michaels, so who knows?

I don’t know if I’ll ever get tired of Lee vs Dijakovic (apologies if misspelled, I’m not looking it up). Those two just click. The show was well booked, and they avoided doing the same spots every match (I’m looking at you, AEW). Heel Gargano is going to be a hard sell. I think it’s going to take quite a bit more than simply turning on Ciampa.

Maffew (of Botchamania fame) said it best when he said, and I’m severely paraphrasing, – The first hour of NXT Takeovers are best before I’m numb to everyone kicking out 99 times out of every finisher". It’s to a point now where I watch Takeovers the day after so I can fast forward through the first 15 minutes of the match…I’m not worn out by that point.

As for Johnny Garbanzo being a heel? Yawn. It didn’t work when they tried it with Black and it won’t work now. He’s too small and innocent to be taken seriously as a badass…he also isn’t good enough on the mic. Hot take: I’m really bored with Undisputed Era and, by extension, champion Adam Cole (bay bay) I think it’s time for a new champ. Let’s put the strap on Dream on 'Mania weekend shall we?

I did love Lee and Donovan D. They’re probably my two favorites in NXT right now and they have great in-ring chemistry.

Yeah, but I farted out most of those while I was killing time at the laundromat and I had a smartphone with a slide-out keyboard.

These days, phones only have touchscreen keyboards, which are much harder to achieve a decent WPM on. Also, I now live in a house with an attached washer and dryer, so I don’t even have to put on pants on laundry day.

I’ve pretty much been at that stage for the last 10 or so years. Maybe I’m just burnt out. I look forward to the ludicrous storylines, double-crosses and back-room muggings - as for the actual in-ring wrestling, I’ve seen it all before.

To use the analogy ‘Pro Wrestling is Soap Opera for guys’ - well, sure. If watching a soap, you don’t need to hear the excruciating dialog or see the pained expressions or the damatic pauses - all you want to know is ‘Oh My God! She broke up with Him because So-and-So cheated!’ Then chat with your friends about how it will be resolved/inflamed/whatever.

I wonder if wrestling was a bit different pre-tv syndication, when you only saw the actual moves at best a few times per year - when they were still fresh and exciting.

Thanks for letting us know you post pantsless.

Speaking of creepy, these AEW action figures have Uncanny Valley-level likenesses to their originals.

Just the same, I hope Santa brings me a Luchasaurus doll this year.

is lucha underground dead? …if it is i dont see el rey its self being too far behind as it was one of the highest rated shows they had

Yeah, it’s over. The last season ended in late '18. “90% of the roster is with AEW, the rest is with WWE.”

I kinda hope WWE buys the footage and puts it on the Network. I’ve never seen LU before.

Brock Lesnar vs. Ricochet, WWE Championship Match: No way does Ricochet win here. The question is whether Lesnar can be arsed to put on a good match here.

The Fiend vs. Goldberg, Universal Championship Match: The Fiend wins to make him look really strong so that Reigns can beat him at WrestleMania.

New Day vs. The Miz & John Morrison, Smackdown Tag Team Championship Match: Miz and Morrison win the belts here.

Seth Rollins & Murphy vs. The Street Profits, Raw Tag Team Championship Match: Rollins and Murphy retain.

A.J. Styles vs. Andrade vs. Bobby Lashley vs. Erick Rowan vs. R-Truth vs. Rusev, Gauntlet Match for the Tuwaiq Trophy: There’s talk that Styles will face The Undertaker at WrestleMania. I’d put Styles over here, then, to make him look good going into that match.

Roman Reigns vs. King Corbin, Steel Cage Match: Reigns, please God.

I think so. It was expensive to produce and they didn’t have enough of an audience to sustain the show.

Just the same, I’d love for the mysterious leader of the Dark Order in AEW turn out to be Dario Cueto, there to bring his former warriors back to the Temple.