http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2328661759&category=15825
[Pats trousers down]
Nope, the 1/2 million in one dollar coins must be in my other pants 
Well, as long as it’s not for anything frivolous… dang, I’m about $200k short. Sorry.
I don’t need that much herbs, but thank you anyway.
You know, since we’re always talking about the possibility of a “Doper Nation” maybe we should look at getting a pool together and buying the place. (I’m in for a grand, BTW.)
Sorry I’m buying Hambleden it looks much nicer.
Actually, I would imagine you could finance it like any other real estate. $400k would be a cheap house around here.
In fact, if I didn’t have roots and obligations and all, I think it would be wicked cool to own a small town in the middle of nowhere. Your own little fiefdom of shacks, your empire of dirt.
If I bought the town could I make all the school mascots be the Zebra? Or how about THE FIGHTING (zebra’s real name)s.
Could rename all the streets? Am I Mayor For Life like in SimCity?