I’m fuckin’ hungry. Anybody have anything to eat?
You can have the rest of my fries, I guess. And there’s half an avocado in the fridge. Not sure how good it is.
I’ve got some eye of newt and toe of frog. Should go well with the fries.
You want the cheese from between my toes?
Well.
I have two Jumbo Rare Roast Beef Sandwiches, on rye, light mayo, from the deli across the street, just waiting in my icebox to be enjoyed.
One for dinner, and one for breakfast tomorrow morning.
But I’ll share for a small surcharge. 
(I got some Bud Lite too.)
I have strawberry jello and some carrots in my fridge. That’s about all that looks edible, unless you want some three day old chicken fried rice…
:: Rummaging in desk drawer ::
There’s a small bag of Cool Ranch Doritos you can have. Oh, look! And half a cookie.
There’s also a ham and cheese sandwich in the office fridge (I missed lunch today). But you can’t have that; it’s dinner.
I just took a loaf of home baked whole wheat bread out of the oven. Hey, I AM a baker you know! I plan on letting it cool a little then spreading some soft butter on a slice, with maybe a little clover honey as well. You can have some if you want.
I had Caesar salad with fresh charbroiled salmon for lunch, there might be a smidgen left. Nope, just a crouton. Sorry.
Well, I’ll take anything anyone wants to share. It’s after 8:00pm and due to some bullshit that happened today, it looks like I won’t be eating until after 11:00 tonight. Anyone who wants to bring something to my work is more than welcome. At this point Taco Bell would be fine.
Here’s a half-chewed strawberry Starburst that I found behind my kid’s car seat. You can even have all the lint it collected.
bon appetit
I’m eating cereal right out of the box. And I think there’s an empty salsa jar lying around somewhere - if you sniff really hard, you can still smell the salsa.
Well I got a some of my mom’s roast with potatos, carot, and onion’s, and they were cooked in a crook pot all day long, so all the flavor is locked into the juicy meat, with the potatoes, and those carrots,…umm I think I’ll go fix me another plate.
Well, I got some meat left that my MIL made, and a few strands of fideo left over…there’s a bag of oranges that one of my drivers brought today that look pretty good; you can have a few of those…not the onions though. Those are mine. If I was at home instead of work I’d say you could have some of those fried potatoes and tortillas that Mrs.darian made, but those are at home.
I could always spare you a can of creamed corn.
I’ll bring the Mud Shark.
Only one? Dang. How do you keep your car so clean with kids in the back seat?
flup, I’ve got a couple of hot dogs that aren’t really that old, if you want them. That’s about it, though. Today is grocery shopping day. Catch up with me later tonight, and I can whip up something a little more substantial.
I have all the makings for chicken enchiladas, even the tortillas. (I hate to make tortillas from scratch for enchiladas but I may make some for on-the-side.)
I could make extra mole sauce and keep it milder and you could have chicken mole and tortillas. But if I give you the first home made tortillas, ** Drachillix ** will pout and the sight of an unhappy handgun-competition-shooting computer geek who moonlights as a bouncer is not a pretty image.
Maybe you’d just like some Rice Crispys.
Ooohh, you have Hispanic in-laws, you’ll learn soon enough! Hah! Mistreat women and you’ve only heard the beginning!
Creak, baby, you got to get more healthy vegetables in your diet. Next time, have them put some horseradish on your sandwiches.