Venoma- “cagiva, I do have a friend who was subjected to a pervert asking her for directions while pullin his pud, so I realize that yes, there are a load of pervs out there.”
If the guy asking for directions has a large map that is unfolded so it is covering his lap, it’s probably a good idea to stay away.
This is a bit overboard. I am opposed to cell phones, eating, and now I guess masturbating while driving. Come on, who is THAT pressed for time? I mean, come on, this is placing people lives at stake. At the very least, wear a seatbelt.
At least now I know why people aren’t using their turn signals.
This has never even occurred to me. I guess I’ve never had anything in my car arousing enough to inspire me. And I can’t make anything up myself because I am too busy driving.
Yeah, I’ve done it. I used to have a long commute to work, early in the morning. I drove against the flow of traffic, so I often had the whole road to myself. Better to be done with it than to suffer from an aching erection for an hour.
Sometimes it scares me to think of things other people do that never even occured to me. But then I don’t have a car and rarely drive.
This is an odd thread.
Perhaps the eco slogan ‘walk to work’ slipped an L for an N…
Please explain: when you cum, where do you aim it? At the open sunroof? Out the window? Or does it splatter all over the windscreen, steering wheel, facia, and your pants and shirt?
Well, you guys and gals, I think it’s time to tell Qwisp that all these stories were made up to see who we could rope in and get to admit their filthy habit. Qwisp, the highway patrol is speeding to your door right now. Be prepared to do heavy time. At least in the Big House the other prisoners will make sure you get lots and lots of sex! I think I’ll take a “nap” and think about that right now.
Who are you? Peter North?!
To those who find it difficult to imagine 'cause it’s “so dangerous” - remember that in much of the United States during much of rush hour traffic simply doesn’t move. That’s why American cars are automatic, and have so many goodies in them…
I just noticed the poster’s name that started this thread…
Yo Han Go
bwaaaahaaaahaaaahaaahaaaa:D
Polishing the rocket is no excuse for not properly signaling a turn. Besides, unless you’re using both hands, you’d still have your left hand free to operate the blinker.
So does it matter what you’re driving?
What color vehicle?
And what are the turn-ons that lead you to this road cherry?
One hand for the cell phone, one for the signal indicator, one for the penis, two for the steering wheel. No wonder people take driver’s education.
Okay, this is just begging for TMI, but, guys, where does “it” all go?
I tried to once, but I was too drunk to get it up…
I’ve done it twice, both were on long, empty roads, with a lot of time, and both times were many years ago, when I was a horny teenager without a girlfriend. The second time I almost drove off the road (I didn’t have cruise and slammed the gas at the end) and so that about ended the desire to ever do it again.
Jman
I use an empty gallon milk jug. One session fills it up about three quarters of the way to the top.
Hope that helps.
I’ve never done it to myself, but I did do it to my g/f while she was in the passenger seat and I was driving. It was interesting going 75 (mph) while leaning over that far AND staying in the lane ;).
I was driving down the highway on 95 in Baltimore,Md. about 3 exits before the tunnel and I looked over and there was this Hot blond guy about 30yrs old in a red sports car jacking off compleately nude. He looked over and saw me watching and getting closer to his car to see more clearly and he thrusted his croutch up to give me a better look…:eek: OMG it was nice and big and juicy. (This whole time this was happening i had my mother and 2 friends in the car and we all were looking…) We got closer to the tunnel and he reached over just in time for the toll booth and wiggled on a pair of shorts… I didnt even need to go through the tunnel… But i was hooked… 
LOL
Dam i want to go driving right now.