Dude’s on the expressway at 3 in the morning, slips his pants off, decides to pull a little porno up on the old Samsung Galaxy, begins to make love to himself. Needless to say, he crashed and died.
That’s probably gonna go down as one of the most awkward memorial services ever. His poor mother.
snu-snu NOT snu-you. death by mangled meme, just sad.
Well, at least he died doing what he loved.
Don’t that beat all.
It could be said he died of a stroke.
Let’s be fair. All we know for sure is that he was pantsless and watching porn at the time of death. It may be a logical deduction that he was engaging in a little self-arousal, but we have no way of knowing that.
He was observed shifting into 3rd 28 times in a row…and the vehicle was an automatic.
I understand he had his hands in the 2 o’clock and 6 o’clock positions.
I’ve heard of autoerotic asphyxiation, but not auto erotic driver destruction.
Heh, the article says he was “partially ejected.”
Well, it was more of 6 o’clock-7 o’clock-6 o’clock-7 o’clock-6 o’clock-7 o’clock…
Fox 2 Detroit says the Michigan State Police told them. Question is, how did MSP know?
[Spicoli] “You… DICK!!!” [Spicoli]
There may have been some … forensic evidence, if you catch my drift.
His cuming led to his going?
Priming the cylinder, was he?
The lead in the water around there seems to be awfully fast-acting.
If this isn’t a ready-made PSA about the benefits of self-driving cars, I don’t know what is.
The last line of that story just screams WKRP: And the senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity.
I wonder if the cops will ever reveal exactly what kind of porn he was watching?
I blame the authorities. Check all the sties for the Michigan DMV driving test and there appears to be no attention paid to this important driving technique. No wonder that it can go sadly awry.