Is it bigger than a breadbox?
- Nope
Smaller than a softball?
Can you ingest it safely?
- Yes
- Yes
Is it edible?
- No
Does it have moving parts?
- Nope, unless you count atoms

When sold, does it cost more than $50?
- It can, so yes
Is it harder than a… baseball?
Ummm…does some research
- The component parts are a 3 on the Mohs scale of hardness, and a 9 on the Absolute hardness scale. I’m not sure what a baseball translates into, sorry :smack:
Bugger. That’s no help.
Um… is there probably one in the average office?
Does it require a battery or batteries to properly function?
- Yes
- No
Is it harder than an orange?
- Yes
Is it a joke or gag item?
- Nope