Bolding mine
LMAO!!!
OH MY GOD THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!
Thank you for my laugh for the day. WHOOOO! I needed that.
You have no fucking clue do you? Not one.
I’m not surprised, when it comes to Forensics, many people have no idea the amount of funds it recquires. But what does it matter? It’s just a bunch of nerdy kids, too wimpy to play football, talking to each other. Right?
Fuck you assholes. All you assholes who believe that.
FUCK YOU!
You do not fucking KNOW what it’s FUCKING LIKE to hear your coach tell you, “We can’t compete in X, Y, and Z because we have no money.” You don’t know. And you do know why you don’t know? Because sports always have money!
Let’s break it down for a standard Speech event (Not Debate, just Individual events in the National Forensics League):
Entering fee: 200-350
Transportation: 500 for a bus. Or we can have about a dozen parents volunteer. Hmmm, lets say all dozen of those parents paid 20 for gas. That’s 240. So between 240-500.
Clothes: For the season, a 1-2 time cost for proper attire. The cheapest I can find runs around 50. So 50-100. Multiply that by at least 20 kids. So between 1000-2000.
Study Materials: This includes scripts, reference books, magazines, newspapers, and study guides. A set of speech books (to teach the beginners HOW to speak) can run at 40 a book. With at least 20 books that’s 800. The cost for the actual reference material is indeterminable. But it’s a not a small amount.
That’s 2090-3750 for just one competition. The average is 4 League competitions, so that’s not counting invitationals. Minus the fixed costs, it costs approximately 440-850/competition, or 1760-3400.
I don’t have a cite for this, this is how much it costs our school to participate in just one event. We also do Mock Trial (another 2000) Academic Decathalon (3000) and Model UN (2500).
That’s a grand total of $11250. That’s the bare minimum. That’s not even counting the Invitational tournaments we’d like to attend, or if we progress pass the first rounds. (We usually always do)
The district pays for Academic Decathalon, and 1/2 of Mock Trial. The rest is up to us.
We all fund-raise (If you can think of it, we’ve done it) and pay for the course fees, but we can’t do much. We’re just ghetto Antioch, w/o funds or school support.
Well, while I was living in Utah, we had many competitions that were over 100 miles away, and often spanned two days. Yes, believe it or not, we compete for two days, not just an hour. In cases like that, it’s mandatory to stay over the weekend in a hotel. Because in states with smaller populations, it is not a region or county deal, it’s a STATE deal.
Now in California, it is confined to the county, for the most part. But many Invitational meats are two days long. And it is often easier on the coaches, judges, participants, etc to stay overnight. Of course, that’s not factored into my previous estimate.
On Sat I competed in Decathalon. I received a Silver medal in three events (out of 60 students) in my division. My friend Heather, received an award for 7 of the 10 events. Our team placed 2nd in the Super Quiz. The team took 4th place over all. These are huge deals for us. They mean nothing to anybody else. The only thing that matters are our Sports teams who have losing records.
Last night we competed in Mock Trial.
Tomorrow night we are competing in Mock Trial.
Next Tues and Thurs it is the same.
The following Sat we have an IE tourney
March we have MOdel UN, State Qual for IE, Congress, Debate and National Qual for IE.
Guess what? It’s the same small group of us doing all these events. It’s the same small group of us winning these events.
It’s the same small group of us that can barely afford to do it. The same group that is worried because the Principal is threatening to take away our Mock Trial funds for next year. (But he wouldn’t dream of doing such a thing if the football team is losing. Oh wait, they haven’t had a winning season in 3 years).
Do you understand the work and preperation that goes into these events?
DO YOU HAVE A SINGLE FUCKING CLUE?
I work my FUCKING ASS OFF plus maintain a GPA of 4.12. My friend Marty does all of this, PLUS he’s in the band, and he STILL doesn’t get as much coverage as our losing basketball team. He doesn’t get any coverage.
We don’t get jack-shit for our efforts.
So you may ask yourself, why do you we put forth the effort? Well, I guess that’s what seperates us from the jocks. While it would be nice to win, we don’t worry about it. It’s the journey, the education that matters. And while it’s nice to get recgonized for our achievements, we’re used to getting Jack-Shit, so we suck it up.
We don’t compete for the money, prizes, cheer, or fans. We compete because we want to improve ourselves, and prepare for jobs as lawyers, teachers, etc. What we do will actually be worth something 10 years down the road. And in 20 years when we are not as young and fast as we used to be, we won’t bemoan our “glory years”.
I love football, a lot. But I’m under no illusion that, except for a small number of people, it’s worth time or effort. I’m under no illusion that any sports will mean anything in anybody’s future. Because even if you are the best, bodies break. Knees get blown out. Ligaments get torn. Concussions happen. Or you simply get old. Then what? Well, you can always harp about how great you once were.