I don’t, either.
What the bloody hell? That thread was not the link when I previewed!
I’ll try to find the thread to which I was referring, but in the meantime, here’s a recap. Someone posted, in MPSIMS, a link to a Glade products website that featured a certain air freshener. It was shaped roughly like a vulva, and the animated product demo showed a finger nudging it, causing the emission of pretty sparkles.
“Eek! Woo! Huhhuh…” said the TMs, while the sensually attuned Skewbald asked “What? I don’t get it.”
I’m telling you guys, I previewed, and the thread I linked to was visible. Argh!
Here it is. Now this better work! If it doesn’t say “Further evidence of my dirty mind”, it’s the wrong thread, and I have a tommyknocker.
Dies JarbabyJ actually have sex mit Germans and bathe in goat semen- or have I been deceived?
Is Guinastasia actually Christian or is she only saying that because she knows that Mom only lets me stalk nice, Jewish girls?
Does anyone have any evidence that Esprix is gay?
And The Big Question
How do we know that pics in OpalCat’s sig are really OpalCat?
DocCathode, I got your answers to those burning questions.
In no particular order, they are:
Yes, no, and only on Tuesdays.
Right.
I’ve often wondered what seperates me from Fenris.
It’s true that
-He's funnier.
-Knows more about comics.
-Has been a Doper longer.
But, I knew I was missing something.
Then in This Thread
I realized the major difference.
Fenris posts satire, hijacks for a reason.
I do it for no reason.
A second revelation then came to me.
If Fenris does indeed become the new Cecil, there will be no Fenris.
** I thus petition the Confraternity Of Dopers to be named as
successor to Fenris.**
True, he is far more skilled than I. But was not even the
great Hal Jordan unskilled when he first took up his ring? Yet,
Jordan became Earth’s greatest Green Lantern (it says so on the
bust DC released this year).
I am ready to take on the wolf-skin mantle of Fenris and to
be branded with the Keyboard Of Flaming.
"Whether in the Pit or in GD,
No troll, or jerk shall hide from me
Let posters of glurge and other shite
Beware my power, Great Fenris' bite!"You forgot to say “Hijack”.
“But if you come in making comments about middle aged perverts you should be aware that you are revealing a lot more about yourself than about Skew.”
Yep, you’re on to me.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have loogies to hock, farts to fart, balls to scratch, and a pud to pull while I pretend to be a teenage boy experiencing his sexual awakening.