I was travelling home, from a pub one night, with my GF at the time, and a mate. He was in the back seat fast asleep, she in the front passenger seat. I hadn’t drunk, but she had, and her merriment combined with the fact that she was a ‘horny little toad’ had put her in a mood of exuberant passion. I won’t go into too much details, except to say, that the injuries to the back of her head, in the ensuing accident were caused by the sterling wheel and the earlier removal of her safety belt.
For some reason at this time, I lost vision for a second or two and drove into the back of a vehicle that had for no reason braked to a halt in front. A third vehicle ran into the back of me (not too sure whether this was through the same reason as our mistake, as the two male occupants of the car ran off, the tell-tale meandering of their gait indicating intoxication). My friend in the back woke up (of course), and was totally confused as to how we had ended up sandwiched between two newly concertinaed cars, and how my GF had somehow been thrown sidewards and through 180 degrees.
The car in front was later written off, as was the one to the rear. It is a testament to the build of Toyota 4WD’s back then, that I drove way from the incident with only an annoying grating sound coming from under the car. A sound later traced to the fact that I had a police bollard stuck under the car (no idea where that came from).