Piper fires up the theme song from “Welcome Back [del]Kotter[/del] Mean Old Lady” 
What do you mean?
MEAN Mr Mustard
MEAN Old Lady
Man, Woman. Both mean.
Whoosh, I think.
mmm
Whoosh, I think.
Always glad to see a reappearance by MOL. Funny and smart, altho I often worry about people who casually portray alcohol as something cool, or beneficial, or a dragon that they have the stones to handle. It makes me worry — often needlessly.
edit… I didn’t see mmm’s think before adding mine.
Welcome back, MOL!
mean, Mean. Gotcha.
Whoosh, indeed.
Jeez, I *still *regret that Lyft thread. Sorry!
She’s the one who started that thread about the hyper-annoying singing style (think of a breathy female indy singer playing a ukelele and singing in a near-monotone voice). That thread must hold the SDMB record for being revived by new posters the most times. I meet MOL once at a Dope fest, and she seemed neither mean nor old.
I have no idea what you mean.
But was she a lady?
Stop being czarcastic.
mmm
At long last, a rumor about me that’s true. I had a good time in Chicago, but I cannot overstate how good it is to be home. Oh, how I have missed this town.
Or not so stealth. 
Hey, brag away.
Absolutely not.
Thank goodness. I was afraid the rodents got you!
Actually, I just assumed you had finally found a mean old man with the stamina to keep you distracted. . .
