or those who end up demented through no fault of their own? I’m not going to pit Bambi, but something LIKE that.
It’s one of those pittings that you write up in rough draft, revise, shift things around, revise again, proof, spellcheck, shift things around once more, take stuff out, dress it up a little, fine-tune it and by the time you’re done with it (8 hours later), it’s suitable for publication in Reader’s Digest.
Well, I’m not done with it yet, but I’m going to post it tomorrow. 
For those of us playing at home, is the Bambi you’re pitting the deer in the movie, another doper, a playmate of the month that I missed, or what?
Maybe it’s because I am tired but I haven’t a clue what the OP is talking about.
My wife’s nickname is Bambi, so I had to open this one…
Or, you could do what I nearly always do. Delete it before submission.
And what’s up with pitting Bambi? Are you referring to the Felix Salten version, or the lovey-dovey cutsey-wutsey Disney version? There is a huge difference between the two. If you bothered to read the Salten version, you would know that. As for your ‘pitting’, good luck with that.
I assume ‘Bambi’ is the host of “University Challenge”, who was quite unfair to Rick, Vyvyan, Neil, and Mike.
Toxteth O’Grady, USA.
OK, that’s IT! Y’all are speaking Furbish. I haven’t a clue as to what is going on in this thread. Revtim may have shed some light on the subject. I don’t watch much TV, and I take it there is a show called “University Challenge.” Is it like the old GE College Bowl from the fifties? And I take it a bitch named Bambi is the host? And she needs a good pitting?
Hell, if she’s that big of a bitch, and she’s screwed people over, nisosbar needs to get on the stick and give her a good pittin’.
As for the Toxteth O’Grady, I need enlightenment. STAT.
World Record For Most Marshmallows Stuffed Up One Nostril:
Toxteth O’Grady, USA
Next question:
World’s Stickiest Bogey?
Was he ever in a Western where they tied him to an anthill and covered him with honey? That would be the world’s stickiest Bogey.
running
Who was it who said “Lawks-a-Lordy, my bottom’s on fire”?
Joan of Arc, of course. 
Here I was hoping this would be the place to bitch about the damn deer that are shitting all over my driveway and eating the bushes.
Damn deer. Starve already, will you?
[Hamilton Porter]
You mean that wimpy deer?
[/Hamilton Porter]
I have pitted Bambi. On a spit, with a PIT full of hot coals!
:Homer:
Mmm… Venison…"
:Homer:
Ha! Tried to fool me. That’s Toxteth again!
Next question: Who’s The World’s Stupidest Bottom-Burp?
Rick, Britain!
[sub]When do we all get crushed by a giant sticky bun?[/sub]
Why are we Pitting Ms. Bambennic?
RUN, BAMBI! RUN!
I’ve got a Porsche!