Anyone for a Royal Wedding watchalong thread?

Having watched coverage on various channels, I actually feel that CNN did the best job of explaining who everyone was and what was going on. For all of the hype about celebrity guests, Elton John and the Beckhams were really the only ones (unless you want to count Ian Thorpe).

If you want to see pictures of everyone else, just google “[name] royal wedding” and they’ll come right up.

I thought her nose was the very thing she hoped not to draw attention to.

i believe she wanted people to see that she now had one.

TP-T looks like she was cast in the pantomime as the Harpic Flushmatic. The thing on her head is the attachment that hooks onto the side of the bowl.

Her mum stayed up all night to make that costume.

I heard that the cartilage replacement for her septum has also now collapsed - she certainly looked a bit like a boxer during the wedding there. Presumably (if her demeanour on the panel show I saw her on the other day is anything to go by) because she’s back on the Colombian Marching Powder again.

Fantastic hi-def picture of the crowd in the Mall. The procession, the crowd, and the world’s media in those blue tent-like things. What I find fascinating, in addition to the amazing breadth and detail of the pic, are the people who aren’t watching the happy couple - people scratching their arses, picking their noses, looking at laptops and texting friends. And one very bored looking little girl on a camping chair stuck on the side of a pillar, talking on the phone.

Amazing picture!

Doing nothing to dispel the stereotype about our teeth…

I hope she would have sat wherever William wanted her to and everyone else would have just put up with it for his sake for 45 minutes. Maybe not, though.

I thought I’d stopped disliking Camilla but when she went to the back with the rest of the parents for the signing of the register I couldn’t help thinking, “She doesn’t belong there.”

Examples? I couldn’t find any bad teeth in that picture. (Admittedly I didn’t look everywhere)

I don’t think your wallet can take pictures mister.

also… wtf?..

It’s a composite photo, so I’m guessing that was a mismatched part.

I’m gonna say probably not, because that gorgeously slender figure of hers was encased in a dress so well tailored there was simply not ROOM for an embryo in there anywhere!

I’m sure the speculation will begin as soon as they’re back from the honeymoon, however.

Noted by Sarah Proud & Tall

I have to say, though, when the photographers caught Camilla petting one of the carriage horses after they arrived at Buckingham, it was nice to see her as a human for once. I’m not her biggest fan by a long shot, but I’ve thawed my opinion of her considerably over the years. She’s not so bad. It was a cute picture.

Donations are being accepted to the Royal Manicure Fund. :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh, they’ve both got those close-set Battenberg eyes like Cryptkeeper Phillip.

It looked to me like she was trying not to cry; it’s how I look when I try not to cry.

Probably a higher-bred cousin she was greeting. Yeah, I don’t like Camiller, she’s walking proof of the ever-so-destructive, ‘the heart wants what the heart wants’ and ‘no love is wrong love’ bullshit. I hate that she didn’t have to carry a pregnancy and raise her kids in the fishbowl of public attention like Diana went through; no, Camilla got to swoop in and see the end of the boys’ primary education (while ignoring her own son’s drug habit*) and will now spend the rest of her days nodding and waving and smiling, her every whim fulfilled.
To my mind, she did not have to bake the bread but she’s certainly getting to eat her fill of it.

*Bonus at the link, TPT w/ her original pre-coke nose! /wistful off/

Crying or emotional laughter; it could go either way. They both looked at one point like if they had looked at each other, they would have broken out laughing. I’m like that with my sisters - I can’t look at them at funerals because we’ll both start giggling inappropriately.

This just in - James Middletonsmiled during the flyover and his cheekbones clipped a low altitude Lancaster Bomber. His mole, nicknamed ‘Start Kissing Me Here’, has survived.

:confused: “Chrismas cake”? “Royal icing”? And I’ve never seen marzipan on a cake!