Well if it’s 4 PM ,he left at 7 AM, its 500 kilometers from Pine Ridge, then he could’ve been back before noon and had lots of time to do the crime.
No… He said he drove 500km and stopped about ten minutes ago.
Then sat on the hood of the car in shorts.
He was not observed to be screaming, “MY GOD, THE PAIN!” Nor were his eggs sizzling on the hood.
Therefore, he was lying.
The rock one’s bad. It’s green K.
I know those two. But in the second one, you forgot the carrot. And sometimes there’s a scarf.
Two pieces of coal in an empty field?
Snowman, of course, some animal ate the carrot.
Okay, E-Sabbath, how about I put it this way:
the suspect is implying that it would be impossible for him to travel 500 KM., and have enough time to commit the crime. It isn’t. His alibi would hold up, but he had more than enough time to do the robbery (and let the truck cool off).
Here’s one:
A man is walking down a flight of stairs. Suddenly, he realizes his wife has died. What happened?
Hmm. This is where the power goes out and the man realizes that his wife, on life support, kicked the bucket, right?
Here’s one (changed the vehicle a little, but still works): A flying saucer moves in Earth’s atmosphere and prepares to drop the ultramegabombs on the unsuspecting populace. Bombs ready… check. Bomb bay doors unobstructed… check. Bombs not fastened down… check. The bomb doors open. The bombs do not fall. Why not?
Are the bombs too large to fit out the doors?
are they within the gravitational pull of the planet?
are they ‘right side up’?
Bested me again, Caught; the bomb doors aren’t on a side to let the bombs out.
(I originally heard this one with B-52s, but people complain: “bombers can’t fly upside down!” Sheesh.)
Kryptonite, and he’s Superman?
Is there nothing wrong with it?
If he had filled the box, how did he get more in?
D’oh! I was picturing it. I saw a guy fill a box without a lid, just to the brim, then pile more peaches on top. I didn’t take the use of the word “fill” into account.
Maybe our Pine Ridge traveller got the picture or the wactch imprinted on his wrist by sun and sweat while driving during a hot, muggy, overcast day, I don’t know.
Anyone here is in the fruit business and knows how much an average peach weighs?
Apparently… hey! Colored smileys! Yay!
Apparently, they’ve never heard of the way a B-52 delivers a nuke. Over-the-shoulder, more or less, to gain maximum distance before… well… boom.
Alright, I got one…hey! The smilies are back in full color! Yay!
Anyways…a man lies dead in the forest with a pack right next to him. He had plenty of food and water, and was in sight of civilization. How did he die?
Was the pack in question a parachute that failed to open?
No, the pack is not a parachute.
A detective walks into the large living room of an expensive apartment and sees John and Martha lying dead on the carpet. He immediately informs his assistant that they died of asphyxiation. How was he able to draw this (correct) conclusion?