Anyone heard anything about this organization? I regularly get emails from them. From the emails, I gather that they are something of a special interest group who are non-partisan, although it looks like they support Democrats most of the time.
Rolling an 80 on Initiative? SOMEONE’s got a Santa Claus DM.
“Ho, ho, ho. The 4HD giant spider leaves a present in your intestines.”
I can just see old Nick hunched up behind his DM screens looking at his naughty and nice lists whilst his elves frantically try to roleplay as proper dwarves.