Anyone on a dating site and have a funny story to share?

So dating sites seem to be equivalent to having a myspace page these days. A friend talked me in to joining one of the free ones out there (I’ll spare you the site so as not to be accused of spaming). Some people I have talked to have some pretty funny stories about meeting or talking to people, does anyone from the SDMB have any great stories to share?

I hooked up with ONE person so far…

Was good sex for a month and that’s about it, then they poofed away.

I have no luck dating…

Whats the deal? :dubious:

What the Hell are they looking for anyway?

(this was like 3 years ago)