Spot the Typo
From a letter to MediaNews.org:
I think we can make a drinking game of this!
Louie reminds me of something with his ‘dead/minorly injured’ post.
Begin hijack:
Headline in ‘The Times’ one day in the mid-sixties:
‘The Nizam Of Hyderabad Is Dead’.
Following day’s Times headline:
‘Nizam of Hyderabad Slightly Better’.
End Hijack
I can’t stand the new layout. I used to watch Headline News every day, but no longer. I actually really stopped watching when a “news” story went something like, “And don’t forget to catch a new episode of ER tonight blah blah blah.” If I want to know what’s on I’ll use TV Guide. Actually, ER wasn’t the show they mentioned, but you know what I mean; it was most likely some show on some Turner station. Anyway, at least I have one thing to look forward to - Lynne Russell posing for Playboy. Hopefully it’s not just a rumor.
And didn’t they fire all their actual seasoned journalists and hire perky, sexy Spokesmodels? Everyone KNOWS you can’t research or deliver news if you’re over 40 or don’t have a totally buff bod . . .
Chuck Roberts is still there, as well as the other dark-haired afternoon guy whose name eludes me.
Something hilarious happened yesterday. The “entertainment” anchor boneheadedly flubbed nearly every third word in her report (and also said “and if that doesn’t get your goat” when she meant to say something like “float your boat”), may have slipped in a couple “likes” and “totallys” and barely got her segment finished in time. The normal anchor told her to go surf for a while but be back in time for her next segment. snort!
I think the “tech” guy is adorable, and looks like he’s just tickled pink to be there. (“It’s my turn to talk! YAY!”) But yesterday his segments kept getting dumped for “this just in” interruptions and while the “medicine” anchor was reading his stories you could see poor tech guy back at his desk looking wistfully over his shoulder.
The setup of having the anchors in a semicircle facing OUTWARD is sorta boneheaded. Whenever they introduce the next speaker or want to ask a question to one of the other anchors they have to swivel around, crane their neck backward and shout across the room. Odd.
Please, please, please tell me this is a joke.
-Myron