Bumpity, and come on! Someone must like fantasy sports… 
Yeah kids! STILL 2 spots left in the league! And only a week and a half until kickoff! C’mon, it’ll be fun…I promise! 
I’m going to see about getting a non-doper friend to fill in spot #7.
Woo-Hoo! Alright! Any doper interested in spot #8? Screeme? If you’re still interested, the spot is your’s!
Sorry… I got home last night at 10 and promptly fell asleep during South Park.
I’ll get on tonight though and sign up!
Just so everyone knows, Andy (BAFL King) is my partner in crime in fantasy football. Apparently, based on the outcome of this year’s league, a king is 2nd in command in his world to whatever my rank might be.
Yeah! 87.5% complete! Just ONE spot to go! They’re going fast! Who’s gonna be the last to be in the Straight Dope Fantasy XFL League?! Kickoff is just over a week away!!!
c’mon…only one more spot…someone? anyone?
Bumpity. For the love of peanuts. Someone sign up. :):)
Well, I bowed down to the tremendous peer pressure here and signed up.
Since I already had a Sandbox account, my real name (!) is on there. Yer looking at the proud owner of the Maryland Machiavellians!
I have a feeling I’m going to get whiplash from looking up at you guys in the standings, but what the heck, it’s all for fun. I think you’l all enjoy beating up on me!
I know, I know… none of us has any concrete knowledge of many of the XFL players, so at least we’re all gonna start on a relatively even playing field!
dantheman! Thank you for signing up! You’ve made the SD XFL League complete!
Don’t worry…apart from the occasional washed-up QB or traitor RB, I’ve never heard of most of these guys. And I have a feeling just because Salaam and Druckenmiller are the only names I’m really familiar with, doesn’t mean they’re going to kick any ass…
Like you said, we’re starting on an even playing field…after the draft, it’s all about observation, strategy, and luck!
So, good luck to all!
Wanted to offer congratulations to the OP’er for winning the Straight Dope NFL Playoffs Pick 'Em.
Well done, idiot.
(How often do you get to say that without sarcasm?)
Hey, the way I see it, you guys need me! Someone has to fall on the sword and be your… uh… your fall guy. 
Thank you, kind sir…I will no longer brag, seeing as my Giants lacked that little something we shall call…offense? I’m still suprised they made it to the Super Bowl.
Scott Milanovich, Jeff Hall, Patrick Sapp, and Kurt Gouveia. My team is stacked. Every single one of you should just concede right now. It’s blindingly obvious my team is going to dominate.
Awww yeah…Tommy Maddox & Stepfret Williams. You’re all goin’ down!
Damn, I totally overlooked the Stepfret factor. Game over man.