Aol Sp3ak G3n3ra2r

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

HAY DUDES I FOUND AN AEWSOME AOL GEN3RA2R!111!11 WTF IMM HAVNG A LOT OF FUN FUKNG AROUND WIT THIS THNG!!!1!! WTF LOL!1

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FOURSCOR3 AND SEV3N YAARS AGO OUR FATH3RS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTIENNT A NU NATION CONC3IEVD IN LIEBRTY AND D3DICAETD 2 TEH PROPOSITION TAHT AL MEN R CRAAETD AQUAL!!!11 OMG LOL NOW WA R ANGAEGD IN A GRAAT CIVIL WAR T3STNG WH3TH3R TAHT NATION OR ANY NATION SO CONC3IEVD AND SO DADICAETD CAN LONG ENDURE!11!!1 LOL WE R MET ON A GREAT BATLEFEILD OF TAHT WAR1!11! OMG LOL WE HAEV COMA 2 DEDICAET A PORTION OF TAHT FEILD AS A FINAL R3STNG-PLAEC FOR THOS3 WHO HER3 GAEV THERE LIEVS TAHT TAHT NATION MIGHT LIEV111!!1! WTF LOL IT IS AL2G3THER FITNG AND PROPER TAHT W3 SHUD DO THIS11!!11 OMG WTF BUT IN A LARG3R SENSE WA CANOT DADICAET W3 CANOT CONSECRAET W3 CANOT HALOW THIS GROUND1111 WTF LOL

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IN DA BGINNG GOD CREAETD TEH HEAEVN AND TEH EARTH 111!!1 OMG LOL AND DA EARTH WAS WITHOUT FORM AND VOID AND DARKN3S WAS UPON DA FAEC OF TEH DEP!1111 OMG AND DA SPIRIT OF GOD MOVED UPON TEH FAEC OF TEH W8RS !1!11!!! WTF AND GOD SADE LAT THEIR B LIGHT AND THEIR WAS LIGHT !1!11! OMG WTF AND GOD SAW DA LIGHT TAHT IT WAS GOD AND GOD DIVIEDD TEH LIGHT FROM DA DARKN3S !1!!!11 WTF AND GOD CAL3D TEH LIGHT DAY AND TEH DARKN3S HE CALED NIGHT!!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL AND TEH 3V3NNG AND DA MORNNG WER3 TEH FIRST DAY

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I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to hurt you for posting that. I can feel my IQ dropping just from having read it.

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I’d say the people responsible for that are trying too hard. Or perhaps it’s not meant for stuff like The Gettysburg Address.

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Okay…

all it really did was make all the E’s into 3’s

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No.

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The scary thing is we have posters that type like that without the translator. At least it seems that way sometimes.