Let's translate things into 12 year old AOLspeak!

[Rico]

Yes, it’s another on-line translator!

H3LO AND WALCOM3 2 TEH OFICIAL INT3RNET HOM3 OF CECIL ADMS WORLDS SMARTAST HUMAN BNG AND HIS FMOUS SYNDICAETD COLUMN DA STRAGEHT DOP3!1!!!11 OMG H3RE U WIL FIND AL MANER OF THNGS RELATNG 2 TEH COLUMN AND DA VAST STRAGEHT DOPE MADIA 3MPIER

from this link.

Can we have some fun with this one? How about:

TWAS DA NIGHT BFOR3 CHRISTMAS WHEN AL THROUGH TEH HOUS3
NOT A CREATUR3 WAS STIRNG NOT 3VEN A MIC3
DA S2KNGS WER3 HUNG BY DA CHIMNEY WIT CAER
IN HOPAS TAHT ST!!!1 LOL NICHOLAS SON WUD B THEYRE
TH3 CHILDREN WARE NESTLAD AL SNUG IN THERE BDS
WHIEL VISIONS OF SUGAR-PLUMS DANCAD IN THEYRE HEADS
AND MMMA IN HER KERCHEIF AND I IN MAH CAP
HAD JUST SETLED DOWN FOR A LONG WINT3RS NAP

Maybe some great literature? Or song lyrics?

[Ryle_Dup]

Oh come on, everyone knows human ingenuinity and idiocy can not be reproduced accurately, it takes years of practice of lack of practice to represent the utter beauty of grammar destruction.

“LOLL OMG mIT WAS LIKE THIS NEGHT B4 CsHRImAsd ANN THE HOUSE WS LKE KALL QUEETI”

-exerpt.

[Skywatcher]

HAEVNT WE SEN THIS BFOR3?!!?? OMG

[Mr.Blue_Sky]

No matter what the generation, kids can always find a new way to annoy the heck out of adults.

[Zenster]

L3TZ KN0T.

[asterion]

Wait, is this AOLspeak (which looks like l33t to me) from 1991, or the way 12 year-olds talk on AOL?

[mouthbreather]

JEF K IS VARY PROUD OF U!!1!!1!1

[Gadfly]

THEY DONT CAL IT MUNDAEN FOR NOTHNG!!! OMG H3H111! WTF

[Sternvogel]

FOUR SCOR3 AND SAVEN Y3ARS AGO OUR FATH3RS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTIENNT A NU NATION CONCEIEVD IN LIEBRTY AND DEDICAETD 2 TEH PROPOSITION TAHT AL MAN R CR3AETD 3QUAL!111 OMG LOL

[5-HT]

OMG LOLLRSKATES!!!111

IM’ IN UR BA$3 KILLNIG ALL UR d00d$!!!1

[Lisa-go-Blind]

1!111!1 OMG LOL EVARY OBJECT IN A STAET OF UNIFORM MOTION TANDS 2 REMANE IN TAHT STAET OF MOTION UNLES AN EXT3RNAL FORCE IS APLEID 2 IT!!!1!1! OMG WTF

21!!111 OMG WTF TEH R3LATIONSHIP BTWEN AN OBJECTS MAS M ITS ACAL3RATION A AND TEH APLEID FORCA F IS F = MA11!!111 OMG LOL ACELERATION AND FORC3 R VEC2RS (AS INDICAETD BY THERE SYMBOLS BNG DISPLAEYD IN SLANT BOLD FONT) IN THIS LAW TEH DIERCTION OF DA FORC3 VAC2R IS TEH SMA AS DA DIERCTION OF DA ACELARATION V3C2R!!!1 OMG

3!1!11!1! OMG FOR EVERY ACTION THEIR IS AN AQUAL AND OPOSIET R3ACTION1111!!! WTF LOL

[Palewriter]

Thank God. I don’t know any 12 year olds, I never met a 12 year old, I hate 12 year olds. N WTF BE AOL? OMG. ROFLMAO.

Do these creatures speak?

• PW

[ccwaterback]

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[green_bladder]

12 YEAR OLD!!! OMG WTF LOL DUDE I KNOW 18 YAAR OLDS WHO SPAAK LIEK THIS!!!11!! WTF

God, that was embarrassing.

[Shade]

Online translators always lose a lot of the meaning, narrowing the information chanel. This is strangely appropriate

[jjimm]

W3 HOLD THES3 TRUTHS 2 B SELF-EVIEDNT TAHT AL M3N R CRAAETD 3QUAL TAHT THEY R 3NDOW3D BY THERE CREA2R WIT C3RTANE UNALEINABLA RIGHTS TAHT MONG THESE R LIEF LIEBRTY AND DA PURSUIT OF HAPIENS!!! OMG LOL

[AbbySthrnAccent]

GREAT SPIRITS HAEV ALWAYS FOUND VIOLENT OPOSITION FROM MADIOCRITEIS1!11 OMG WTF LOL DA LAT3R CANOT UNDERSTAND IT WHEN A MAN DO3S NOT THOUGHTLASLY SUBMIT 2 HEREDITARY PRAJUDIECS BUT HONASTLY AND COURAEGOUSLY USES HIS INTELIEGNC3
ALBRT!1!1!11 LOL AINSTEIN

[5_time_champ]

Whan that Aprill with his shoures soote
__The droghte of March hath perced to the roote

WHAN TAHT APRIL WIT HIS SHOURAS SOTE
DA DROGHT3 OF MARCH HATH PERC3D 2 TEH ROTA

[hebesphenomegacorona]

RICO
M3MBR

REGISTERED MAR 199
LOCATION 3L LAY SE YAY
POSTS 124
LETS TRANSLAET THNGS IN2 12 YAAR OLD AOLSPEAK11!11!1 LOL
YES ITS ANOTHAR ON-LIEN TRANSLA2R

QUOTA

H3LO11!1! OMG AND WALCOM3 2 TEH OFICIAL INT3RNET HOM3 OF C3CIL ADMS WORLDS SMARTAST HUMAN BNG AND HIS FMOUS SYNDICAETD COLUMN DA STRAEGHT DOP31!!1!111 OMG WTF LOL OMG H3RE U WIL FIND AL MAENR OF THNGS R3LATNG 2 TEH COLUMN AND DA VAST STRAEGHT DOPA MADIA 3MPEIR

FROM THIS LINK

CAN!1!11!1 WTF LOL WA HAEV SOM3 FUN WIT THIS ON3??? OMG WTF LOL HOW ABOUT
QUOT3

TWAS DA NIGHT BFOR3 CHRISTMAS WHEN AL THROUGH TEH HOUS3
NOT A CR3ATUR3 WAS STIRNG NOT 3V3N A MIC3
DA S2KNGS WER3 HUNG BY DA CHIMNAY WIT CAER
IN HOPAS TAHT ST!!1!11!!111!11!!1!!1!!11111111 WTF LOL LOL NICHOLAS SON WUD B THEYR3
TH3 CHILDRAN R N3STLAD AL SNUG IN THEYRE BDS
WHEIL VISIONS OF SUGAR-PLUMS DANCAD IN THAYRA HAADS
AND MMA IN HER K3RCH3IF AND I IN MAH CAP
HAD JUST S3TL3D DOWN FOR A LONG WINT3RS NAP

MAYB SOMA GREAT LIETRATURA!!! OMG WTF LOL OR SONG LYRICS

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09-26-203 0318 PM

RYLE DUP
MAMBR

REGIST3RAD MAY 203
LOCATION SAN RAFAEL CA
POSTS 242
O COME ON 3VERYONE KNOWS HUMAN NG3NUINITY AND IDIOCY CAN NOT B REPRODUCAD ACURAETLY IT TAEKS Y3ARS OF PRACTIEC OF LAK OF PRACTIEC 2 REPRES3NT DA UTAR BAUTY OF GRMMAR D3STRUCTION

LOL1!!11 OMG WTF LOL OMG MIT WAS LIEK THIS NAGHT B4 CSHRIMASD AN DA HOUSE WS LKE KAL QUETI

-EXARPT

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09-26-203 0342 PM

J3F OLSAN
M3MBR

REGISTARAD MAR 199
LOCATION NORTHERN VIRGINIA USA
POSTS 5857
HAEVNT W3 S3N THIS BFOR3!!!1!!11!11111??? OMG LOL OMG

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09-26-203 0450 PM

MR1!!1 OMG WTF BLUE SKY
M3MBR

REGISTARED MAY 199
LOCATION SAVANAH GA
POSTS 5175
NO MATER WT GEN3RATION KIDS CAN ALWAYS FIND A NU WAY 2 ANOY TEH HAK OUT OF ADULTS

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09-26-203 0454 PM

Z3NSTER
MEMBR

R3GIST3RAD JUN 200
LOCATION SILICON VAL3Y
POSTS 866
LATS TRANSLAET THNGS IN2 12 YEAR OLD AOLSPAAK!!111!11 OMG WTF
L3TZ KN0T

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09-26-203 0458 PM

ASTERION
M3MBR

RAGIST3R3D JUL 202
LOCATION CENTRAL PENSYLVANIA
POSTS 1284
WATE IS THIS AOLSP3AK (WHICH LOKS LIEK L3T 2 M3) FROM 191 OR DA WAY 12 YEAR-OLDS TOK ON AOL

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09-26-203 0515 PM

MOUTHBRAATHER
MAMBR

R3GISTER3D OCT 199
LOCATION ATLANTA
POSTS 4235
JEF K IS VARY PROUD OF U!1!11

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09-26-203 0524 PM

GADFLY
M3MBR

REGIST3RAD AUG 203
LOCATION
POSTS 353
TH3Y DONT CAL IT MUNDAEN FOR NOTHNG!!!1!!!11!1!11111!!1!111!1!1!1!! WTF LOL OMG H3H11111!!1! OMG WTF WTF

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09-26-203 0610 PM

STERNVOGEL
MEMBR

R3GISTERED SEP 202
LOCATION LAFAEYTE IN
POSTS 596
RE LETS TRANSLAET THNGS IN2 12 Y3AR OLD AOLSPAAK11!11!
FOUR SCOR3 AND SAEVN Y3ARS AGO OUR FATH3RS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTEINT A NU NATION CONCEEIVD IN LEIBRTY AND DEDICAETD 2 TEH PROPOSITION TAHT AL MAN R CR3AATD 3QUAL11!1!! LOL OMG LOL

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09-26-203 0650 PM

5-HT
MEMBR

REGISTER3D JUN 201
LOCATION 10 MIEL
POSTS 1021
OMG LOLRSKAETS!!!11

IM!!!11!1!!!1!!!11!!!11!11!11!11!1!!1!!!1!1!11!1!!!1!1!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL IN UR BA$3 KILNIG AL UR D0D$!!!1

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09-26-203 065 PM

LISA-GO-BLIND
M3MBR

R3GISTERED F3B 203
LOCATION MAH LITL3 UND3RGROUND
POSTS 613
1111111!11! OMG OMG LOL 3VARY OBJ3CT IN A STAET OF UNIFORM MOTION TANDS 2 REMAEN IN TAHT STAET OF MOTION UNL3S AN 3XT3RNAL FORCE IS APLEID 2 IT!11!!!111111!!1!!11! OMG LOL OMG WTF

21!111!1!!11!11!!111 OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF TAH R3LATIONSHIP BTWAN AN OBJECTS MAS M ITS ACAL3RATION A AND TEH APLAID FORCA F IS F = MA1!11!11111111111!1 OMG OMG LOL AECLARATION AND FORC3 R VEC2RS (AS INDICAATD BY THEIR SYMBOLS BNG DISPLA3YD IN SLANT BOLD FONT) IN THIS LAW TEH DEIRCTION OF DA FORC3 VAC2R IS T3H SMA AS DA DEIRCTION OF DA AECLARATION V3C2R!1!!1!111!!!1!! WTF OMG

3111!!1!! OMG WTF LOL OMG FOR EV3RY ACTION THERE IS AN AQUAL AND OPOSEIT R3ACTION11!!11111111!!!11!11!!! OMG WTF WTF LOL

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AND DONT DA KIDS JUST LOV3 IT

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09-26-203 0914 PM

PAELWRIETR
M3MBR

RAGIST3R3D AUG 203
LOCATION TEXAS
POSTS 68
THANK GOD!!!1!!11 I DONT KNOW ANY 12 Y3AR OLDS I N3VAR MET A 12 Y3AR OLD I HAET 12 Y3AR OLDS!1!1!!1 LOL N WTF B AOL?!!?! OMG!!1!!!1 LOL ROFLMAO

DO!111 WTF THESA CR3ATURES SPAAK

-?!?!!???! LOL PW

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09-26-203 115 PM

CW8RBAK
MAMBR

REGIST3RED JUL 203
LOCATION GOMORAH
POSTS 784
K

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09-27-203 0207 M

GREN_BLADAR
M3MBR

R3GIST3R3D JUL 202
LOCATION
POSTS 1593
12 YEAR OLD!!!1!!!1111!1!!!1111!1!111! OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL DUDE I KNOW 18 YAR OLDS WHO SPAK LEIK THIS!1!1!1!1111!!1!!1!1! WTF WTF

GOD TAHT WAS 3MBARASNG

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09-27-203 0419 M

SHAED
MEMBR

REGISTARED OCT 201
LOCATION CMBRIDGA1!!1!!! WTF LOL NO DA UK ONE
POSTS 1716
ONLIEN TRANSLA2RS ALWAYS LOSA A LOT OF TEH M3ANNG NAROWNG TEH INFORMATION CHAENL1!!!11 OMG LOL THIS IS STRANG3LY APROPRIAET

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09-27-203 0553 M

JIM
M3MBR

RAGIST3RAD JUL 201
LOCATION ENGLISHMAN IN IERLAND
POSTS 7548
W3 HOLD THES3 TRUTHS 2 B S3LF-3VEIDNT TAHT AL M3N R CRAETD 3QUAL TAHT THEY R 3NDOW3D BY THEYRE CREA2R WIT C3RTAEN UNAELINABLA RIGHTS TAHT MONG THES3 R LEIF LEIBRTY AND DA PURSUIT OF HAPEINS!!11!1!1!!1!!!1!!!1!1!1!11!1!1! OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL

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09-27-203 061 M

ABYSTHRNACANT
M3MBR

RAGISTARED MAY 201
LOCATION USA
POSTS!!!1 OMG WTF 238
GRAAT SPIRITS HAEV ALWAYS FOUND VIOLANT OPOSITION FROM MADIOCRIETIS11!11!11! OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL DA LAT3R CANOT UNDERSTAND IT WH3N A MAN DO3S NOT THOUGHTLASLY SUBMIT 2 H3RADITARY PRAJUDEICS BUT HONASTLY AND COURAAGOUSLY USES HIS INT3LEIGNC3
ALBRT11111!!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL LOL ANESTEIN

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09-27-203 0525 PM

5 TIEM CHMP
MAMBR

R3GIST3R3D OCT 201
LOCATION UP AND IN LOW AND AWAY
POSTS 635
WHAN TAHT APRIL WIT HIS SHOURES TEH DROGHT3 OF MARCH HATH P3RCED 2 TEH ROTE

WHAN TAHT APRIL WIT HIS SHOURAS SOT3
DA DROGHT3 OF MARCH HATH PERC3D 2 TAH ROTA

[clayton_e]

I’d like to take a moment and quote Dickens…

IT WAS TEH BST OF TIEMS IT WAS TEH WORST OF TIEMS IT WAS TEH AEG OF WISDOM IT WAS DA AEG OF FOLISHNAS IT WAS TEH EPOCH OF BLEIF IT WAS DA APOCH OF INCRADULITY IT WAS DA SEASON OF LIGHT IT WAS DA SEASON OF DARKNES IT WAS DA SPRNG OF HOPA IT WAS TEH WINTER OF DASPARE WE HAD EVERYTHNG BFORE US W3 HAD NOTHNG BFOR3 US WA WERA AL GONG DIERCT 2 HEAEVN WE WERA AL GONG DIERCT DA OTHER WAY- IN SHORT DA PERIOD WAS SO FAR LIEK TEH PR3SENT PARIOD TAHT SOME OF ITS NOISEIST AUTHORITEIS INSISTED ON ITS BNG RECEIEVD FOR GOD OR FOR EVIL IN DA SUPERLATIEV DEGRE OF COMPARISON ONLY111! LOL