Anyone else think it’s mighty suspicious the way Eve and the Pope both suddenly dropped out of sight at the same time? I’m thinking those two crazy kids ran off and got hitched in Vegas. It’s always the couples you least expect.
Well, we always knew that our beloved **Eve **deserved to marry into royalty. Now that Charles is taken, ‘Prince of the Catholic Church’ was the next best thing.
I don’t mean to ruin things by making a serious (that is, not intentionally humorous) post, but:
**Rhiannon8404 ** is on vacation in Italy at the moment. She had been on a tour of the Vatican Museum yesterday (that’s yesterday our time, which was earlier today Rome time). She had just finished the tour and walked out into St. Peters Square, when people started yelling and pointing up in the air.
Sure enough, there was the Pope at his window! He was only there for 30 seconds or so, and apparently everyone was so stunned to see him that nobody thought to reach for their camera until it was too late.
When I talk to her tomorrow I’ll aks her if she spotted **Eve ** in the shadows.
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Ever notice how repeating a word over and over and over makes it sound ridiculous?
Iiiiiiii just want a cowboy to ride me home
I just want a cowboy who’s rich and lives in Rome
I just want a cowboy with gold-plated soap
I just want a cowboy called John Paul the Pope
I met him one day at the Crackhouse Saloon (It could happen!)
He lassoed me from clear across the room
He said, “Hey, little girlie, do ya wanna kiss my ring?”
I said “If I wanna see your bathtub, I’ll learn how to sing!”
- Judy Tenuta
Pope Pops Up, Surprises Peeps.
Aww, he thinks he’s papal.
Stop it! I’m going to be following you around like a puppy dog if you don’t.
adds her voice to the “Welcome Back, Eve!” Chorus
I’ll join too, but not if we’re going to do a sendup of “Hello, Dolly.” I’m demanding something “Welcome Back, Kotter”-quality or better.
Think outside the box, babe! Eve is the Pope. Just think about all the clues that have been dropped. Never married, vexed by the cares of the world, author, misunderstood by some, adored by others.
Of course the Pope was watching you shower. The Pope knows a lot about voyeurism. Hell, he even taught me a thing or two about it.
Wait… no. He could have just been an old man in a funny hat.
Can’t be. Eve has much better fashion sense than the Pope. You’d never catch her wearing white after Labor Day.
You’re probably right, you know. And Karol Wojtyla has had to face such tremendous prejudice, being a Pole and all. And I’ve never seen the Pope in trousers these last 27 years, which is more than you could say for Eve.
Sorry, my computer blocks all pope-ups.
I’ve been getting images of papal candidates all over my screen. I thought I was safe against pope-unders.
OK. I just emailed $50 to his papal account.
Sure ‘n everyone’s talkin’ in Oirish accents fer St. Paddy’s Day! Howcum they never play the traditional Oirish songs no more, loike “Has Anybody Here Seen Kelly?” and “O’Brien is Tryin’ to Learn to Talk Hawaiian”?
I dunt knwow any of those, kaptin but I was just about to sing Eire’s veeeery own take on the spam song.
Beer, beer, beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer
A long time ago, way back in history
When all there was to drink was nothing but cups o’tea
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mopps
And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.
(Chorus) He might have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king
And to his praises we shall always sing
Ah, look what he has done for us, he’s filled us up with cheer
Our Lord bless Charlie Mopps, the man who invented beer, beer, beer, tiddly beer, beer beer.
etc. continues as barely remebered
The Clancy Brothers, and maybe Tommy Makem, I can’t remeber if he was in the group yet.
Pictures?
Actually, it would have been more meaningful if he had showed up in the window, then mooned everyone.
The pope, pope, pope, pope, pope.
We all here to see the pope, pope, pope, pope, pope.
Well, you got your pope pennants, buttons, your pope clothes,
You got your pope binoculars to see him up close…
–Meryn Cadell
Pope Presses Ham, film at eleven. (Is that a venal sin or something?)
Anyway, I’m really enjoying this Papal Bull session.