Poor guy. Probably just looking for a quiet place to drop off a loaf and some fish.
Oh, just to follow up … the reason I ask is that I could’ve sworn I heard somewhere from somebody about some enchanted Eve Ming. 
What’s that you say, Ponder? Had someone chanted Jeevmon?
Cardinal, cardinal!
(A priest, a priest, ooh…it’s a priest!)
A Cardinal watched you shower? Admit it, Eve, you’re not really an author, are you? You’re an altar boy!
If Nick and Jessica or Brigitte and Flav get a reality show, I think John Paul and Eve deserve one too. I took the liberty of writing a theme song:
*A pope is a pope, straight dope, straight dope
And no one gets groped by the pope we hope
Unless the pope gets a scope of the doper known as Eve
And if the pope asks her to elope
She’ll gives him an answer that isn’t nope
If you don’t believe me look it up at Snope
John Paul and Eve*
Oh, I doubt it’s Cardinal Sin…he’s been having almost as bad a time as the Pope…
Holy CRAP! He’s still alive! I used to read about him when I was a kid!
I always thaught that the Reverend Dr. Syn was a fictional swashbuckler invented by Russell Thorndike, not a real live person! :eek:
The Reverend Dr Syn, the Scarecrow of Romney Marsh](BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Cardinal Sin 'stable' in hospital)
Re:tooth paste. Have you tried experimenting with food colors, and a swizzle stick?
This is why I recommend that everybody own a large silver hammer. You get protection from the pontiff, and werewolves in one convenient device.
hmm The Pope peeps? Gives a new meaning to “holy see” doesn’t it?
Wait, is Maxwell around here? Can he sell me his?
The Pope was quizzical
Studied metaphysical
Science on his own
Late nights all alone with a text book ohh, oh oh oh
Rufus Xavier
Player of the clavier
Calls him, full of hope
“Can I take you out for Espresso, Po-o-o-ope?”
But as he’s getting out of his bed
A knock comes on the door
Bang Bang Rufus’ silver hammer came down upon his head
Bang Bang Rufus’ silver hammer made sure he was dead
It’s time again to swipe a song from Sondheim
The Pope, returned to New York after a long voyage at sea, looks up and sees Eve in the shower. Overcome with lust, he sings-
I leer you, Eve Golden, I feel you.
I was all afraid of curtains
Or an otherwise obstructed view. Happily, I was mistaken, Eve Golden!
I’ll steal you, Eve Golden, I’ll steal you!
Do they think that walls can hide you?
Even now, I’m in your shower
I am in the spray beside you,
buried sweetly in your sudsy flesh!
I feel you, Eve Golden,
and one day, I’ll steal you.
'Til I’m with you then, I’m with you there
buried in your soapy derriere!
(The above is from my upcoming musical- Johnny Paul, The Holy Peeper Of Fourth Street)
::covering his ears to keep out all the loud, out of tone singing, though with very funny lyrics, shouts::
I thought this papal bull sesion could use a bit of publicity, so I added the following to the Uncylopedia entry on the pope. Feel free to change it.
Eve and The Pope
Eve, a poster at the popular message board SDMB, was in the shower when, as per the next day’s AP Headline: “Pope Makes Surprise Appearance at Window” Understandably, Eve was very upset at this development. Eve report that he has been himself has seen been returning to her bathroom, leaving poor Eve very distraught. A discussion has been going on about the best contractors to handle the damage a robot can do to porcelain tiles, at http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=307305 , but to no conclusion so far.
Personally I was shocked to hear the Pope was into the Golden showers scene.
The Pope Peeps? Is this some sort of new spin-off on these?
And someone must make a “pope pope pope…cardinal” flash video. I’d worship the creator of it, forever.
When we got to “Snake! Snake!” we could have a guy with pale skin, red hair, an upturned nose, and a nametag that says “Patrick” show up and chase them away.
Even better…
o/` Where can ya see card’nals?
Only in Vatican!
We’ve got card’nals
here in Vatican!
Where can ya see Swiss Guards?
Only in Vatican!
We’ve got Swiss Guards
here in the Vatican! o/`
Oh. My. God. That is terrible. It’s not every day life hands you a straight line like that!
Kudos!
What would be the proper angle " to ensure the best coverage if the John Paul were to physically urinate on Norway"?
Kenya
I have been feeling “inspired” by all the posts of filks of flash animations, and have decided to make my own. However, that decision lasted for all of two seconds. Instead, I have taken the description of the Kenya cartoon at wiki. Forgive me, for I know not what I have done. Now, Eve seems to have moved on to another, better thread, AP Headline: “Supermodel Heidi Klum, Seal Engaged” so I no longer feel guilt about posting this show stopper/ thread killer.
The movie starts with a lil’ Pope with no visible mouth oddly dancing by swinging his arms and changing the feet he is standing on in front of a messy bedroom. Eve’s bathroom is visible through a window in the room. The words “Only Available in SDMB” flash briefly above the Pope. The scene pans to the left to reveal a dancing telescope in the same foreground, who pope is not antrmmorphasized. The telescope is dancing in the same way as the Pope and shares a common white color with him.
After a few moments, the scene zooms out, showing both Pope and telescope at the same time. “Amazing Offer!!” declares a flashing text above them. “Popes and Telescopes available for viewing now!” The text is in all capital letters.
The scene quickly switches to a small, red map of Norway stating to the side that Norway 's population is taste, that it has no telescopes or Popes, and that the main export is tree. It declares that Norway should be called Snoreway. A new map replaces it shortly afterward, showing the Eve’s apartment layout with certain areas colored in and a protruding bathroom. The 3D bathroom moves up and down with the beat and a red dotted line extending from it shows, according to text at the side, “the line to ensure the best coverage if The Pope were to physically urinate on Norway.” It then shows the telescope dancing on a rooftop and the Pope, pointed horizontally, sliding down the side of a drainpipe by it’s mouth. It then shows the Pope and telescope dancing in place, both with a knife and fork, dancing over an apparently dead horse/old joke, freshly beaten while the words “Hurry! Only available while stocks last!” flash onto the top. It then shows a multicolored map of Eve’s apartment building with a few facts about the country beside it and a telescope and two Popes dancing on the map. The next scene shows three people leaning out of a bus labeled “Holy crap. Popes! Tours.” The toon ends with the words “Can You Believe it! free blessing with every visit” on a red background. Like many other of Picking’s movies, it a continuous loop.
Oh, and don’t forget the live version.