They warned me that if I married another woman, the next thing you know we’d be marrying animals. And the collapse of civilization associated with these events is clearly demonstrated by this thread.
Did she meet the Seal at a USO tour?
If your parents named you Sealhenry Olusegun Olumide Samuel, you’d say “but my friends call me Seal” a lot too.
But in the name of all that is humor, why couldn’t she have married Don Ho?
In the immortal words of Kip Adotta, “Just fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it!”
Because then everyone would think she played Wilson on “Home Improvement”.
I’d wager Seal must have a really great personality.
Apparently he and Cindy Crawford were an item as well.
Supermodel Heidi Klum, Seal Engaged
Didn’t the President make an Amendment banning this?
I don’t think it is against anything in the Constitution or Bible to marry out of our species.
In fact, divorce rates would probably fall.
*Say, Stan, how was your wedding night?
Not, baaaaaaaad *
<sigh>…well, there’s another day shot to hell. Nothing to do but curl up in a ball under my desk until I get the Mr. Hankey song outta my head…
Home Improvement? South Park? You kids nowadays wouldn’t know a good Cab Calloway reference if it came up and scat on you.
First beastiality, now this… :eek:
:smack:
I kept thinking ‘Heidi KlumHo’ what the heck does that mean?
Had I thought Heidi Ho, my mind would’ve gone straight to Minnie The Moocher.
Wait…was he the guy with the funny striped suit and watch on a chain whose mummified corpse Janet Jackson tried to drag back out into the sunlight once, or is he that little mouse puppet from Ed Sullivan?
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From today’s AP: “Heidi Klum and Seal Are Expecting Baby”
And won’t it be cute?
Ummm…no.
'Cause the linky-link is kerplooy. 
Hmmm . . . Link works for me: adorable baby seal photos! The unbloody, not-yet-head-bashed kind!
You know what they say…
“Once you go Mirounga angustirostris, you never go back.”
How did Heidi and the seal meet? Did the go out … clubbing?
Well, the happy couple will be able to save money on entertainment at the wedding reception. Instead of booking a band, they can have the groom tootle out a tune on a row of bicycle horns. Maybe something by Cab Calloway. “Heidi Heidi Heidi Hi,” that sort of thing.