At least twice now my wife has gone on about how she has a penis… I say things like that I thought I married a woman, etc. Eventually she says that she’s joking. I guess I can’t prevent her from doing this again but it would be good if she never did it again.
Well you could gently let her know that it bothers you. It is after all somewhat sexist and demeaning.
Maybe old Sigmund was on track with his “penis envy” theory.
BTW, when she says she’s joking, do you say, “Thank God for that”
Or " I know".
I’m more on the “thank God for that” track.
Any good come-backs?
e.g. “You sure do have a penis… my penis”
Are you sure this is just not her way of calling you a dick?
Well sometimes she goes on to say “I was born with a penis”.
She’s not from Thailand by any chance, is she?
No BTW in the past before we had sex I fingered her a few times.
enters the thread with a latex catsuit on and rubber nipples Is this the thread where we all get together and provide John Clay with fodder for his 'talking ‘bout my wife and sexual things’ fetish? I hope I didn’t miss much.
Have you actually checked lately? Maybe the “joke” is that she really has one.
You hear about such cases. Someone gets married only to discover years later he or she married someone of the same gender. Hilarity ensues.
No I haven’t checked lately but she didn’t have anything when I used to finger her… not even a largish clit/labia.
You … identified her in a police line-up? //(credit to John Hamm)
Well, in your area maybe.
Well, something ensues.
For a particularly interesting case, check the story of Bernard Boursicot.
Judging by his immediately-previous post? Yes, yes it is.
You know how people sometimes pre-air difficult news in a humorous context in order to gauge possible reactions?
It’s probably not that.
I’ve worn a neoprene wet suit for cold weather water sports (boating) and I can’t imagine a suit such as you describe being comfortable and conducive to indoor play activities. Perhaps you could share some photographs displaying the suits use?