AP: "Lynne Cheney and Granddaughters Top National Christmas Tree"

That’s gotta hurt. Wonder how long they’re gonna leave 'em up there?

Until the bough breaks.

<singing>

And when the bough breaks,
The Cheneys will fall…</singing>

Why didn’t you start this in the pit where tons of ‘What’s up Lynne Cheney’s Ass’ jokes would be allowed.

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At least they’re the tops, and the tree’s the bottom. :eek:

That’ll teach me for asking the genie for an AP story featuring the words “Cheney” and “topping himself” without being more specific about the context. What a rip-off.