Then take the fricken wax out of your ears, would you? Jeez, you think I’m up here hollying and jollying for my health?
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Jackals nipping at your nose
You’ll tell Carol, “You’re a skunk and a liar
And you smell like a billy goat.”
Everybody knows some turkey under mistletoe
Helps to make the party blight
Tiny sots with their red eyes aglow
Will find the pavement hard tonight
They know that Santa’s been delayed
He’s overloaded, overworked, and underpaid
And every mother-F is gonna try
To pot a reindeer with his piece as they fly by.
And so I’m offering this special deal
Buy now! Just $19.92!
You know you’ve been had, many times, many ways
Merry merchants screw you.
Methinks ETF has holiday issues. I don’t blame her, my fave holiday is Halloween anyway.
Happy non-denominational end of the year celebration!
I would like to add that those who choose not to use the christian calendar should not feelwronged or excluded, I wish that this winter season be the happiest for you and those around you, whomever they may be.
Oh and please, to those in the southern hemisphere, I realize that this is summer for you folks and wish you a happy summer as well.
I really need to shut up now.
May I ask when they invented this interesting chronological tool?
At the alleged birth of christ?
But you are right, the months as we know them are actually roman.
And the days are mostly named for Teutonic gods and goddesses.
\Beavis and butthead\ You said “tool” huhhuh huh huh
yeah, yeah…“tool” hehehehehehheehee /beavis and butthead/
Jack Frost roasting on an open fire,
Rudolph nipping at your nose,
Yuletide choirs being burned at the stake
and turkey stuffed with misteltoe…
Sorry, I don’t know the rest. My mom told me once that my uncle used to sing this to the tune of Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire. Methinks she never told me the rest because I was too young to hear it.
I had forgotten about this until I visited this thread. Now I can’t remember the right words to the song