Apathetic or Half-Hearted? Let's Form a Club

I’ve thought of a topic for discussion. The other day an old lady fell down in the street in front of the cafe I was in. I think she broke her hip. It was ten minutes before anyone helped her. What are people like? Let’s hope someone wants to do a talk about this or something.

Eh, they’re okay, I guess.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

Sounds OK. But, eh, maybe not…

I would join, but first I have to quit my membership at Procrastinators Anonymous. Which I’ll do tomorrow.

I’m still thinking about this. Someone call me tomorrow, ok?

They’re a bit like roast pork, I’ve been told. Haven’t bothered to find out for myself, tho.

We don’t have to pay dues or chip in for coffee, do we? If we do, I’ll pass the hat. I’ll come up with a budget. When is this first meeting…?

Do I actually have to go to the meetings? I hate meetings. All that…interaction.

Altogether a suitably discouraging set of responses.

However, I’ve had this brilliant idea to shake us all out of our lethargy. What we must do is…Hang on a minute, there’s someone at the door.

Point of order.

The OP is confusing procrastination and distraction with the truly apathetic.

Someone should do something about it.

Why bother?

At the time of writing, this thread has attracted 31 replies from 445 reads. One might successfully argue that the 414 readers who failed to respond are more apathetic than the 31 who did.

However the truly apathetic amongst us are those who did not even bother to open the thread. It’s success depended entirely upon it receiving zero reads and, obviously, zero replies.

Now that’s what I call a paradox.

Whatever.

Look not now for Cliffs sake !maybe later !

Good poin