In another thread during the past week or so, I made a slightly off-color post regarding Coldfire. I thought it was kinda funny, but his reaction in that thread indicated he felt otherwise.
So I just wanted to say I was sorry that I posted it - no hard feelings?
[And no, I’m not gonna link to it - sorry about that, too. If you guys saw it, you know which thread I mean.]
Living up to your name, eh?
Good for you.
The one where you staged a little play involving a certain part of my anatomy?
While I certainly wouldn’t call it a healthy interest, I did not take offense. No harm done.
As you were.
Yep, that’s the one.
Oh, come on. Not even a little cite? How can we forgive you if we don’t know what you did?
So without a cite the rest of us here are just going to have to ponder about all the bits and pieces of Coldy’s anatomy?
I can live with that. 
Yup. Ponder away! 
Come on, we all know that Coldie needs a wheelbarrow for his bits. Why would that be insulting?
Now needing a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers—that’s insulting!
'Twas a comment that didn’t seem too over the top, compared to some posts on here, and you apologized in the thread. If you still felt bad, why not e-mail Coldie instead of posting it here and making me waste server time to find the post?
You post a lot of one-liners…
Well. If you didn’t want to waste the server, you could have emailed me yourself. So nyah.