Or this one:
Monroe’s a great place for limburger and liederkranz cheese, to be sure. I love my visits there. It sure clears out my sinuses to breathe the air there! And a grilled limburger and onion sandwich does something for the taste buds that’s tough to describe!!
Fun song, but it’s weird how the majority of cheeses shown there have holes, yet it’s generally only the swiss and gouda-type cheeses that do so in real life.
However, I understand that most folks don’t notice cheese inaccuracies the way I do.
TV Tropes concurs:
…there’s a practical reason for this trope, based on the Rule of Perception. In a cartoon, a large, nondescript yellow block could be just about anything. A bar of gold? Butter? A sponge? But if it has these distinct traits, the viewer can clearly tell it’s supposed to be cheese.
You say this as if this is a bad thing.
Nah, I ched now and then. I am a “sharp” guy myself.
snort. 
I eat a lot of cheese, hmmm this seems to explain several things…
Guilty.
Note that in the Tiffany Aching Discworld series there is a cheese that has come alive.
Here’s a pic of Horace the Cheese with Daft Wully!
I knew you were a man of class and distinction!
monroe WI is also home to the biggest mail-order cheese company … the Swiss Colony although they’re way more than cheese nowadays
I’ve found that Ibuprofen gives me really intense dreams.
I ate this thread while reading a khachapuri (I’m just sayin).