Apparently, I am a star in a real-life porno!

Woo!

Check it out! I apparently star in my own porn flick (My real name is “Rob”). Wow!

Now where the hell are my royalties?

Tripler
Amazing what Google reveals, ain’t it?

You know, you can go blind from Googling yourself too much…

News to me. . .

And to think, a friend of mine stationed in Korea was looking for a link to my college homepage when he found this.

Tripler
I feel honored (in more ways than one). However, my royalties are a different matter.

Be sure your webcam is locked in the future…

Boy do I wish that I had thought ahead a bit before opening that link at work!

I dont know what I expected it to be.

I might almost believe it, if it weren’t illegal for you to get laid in the lower 48 and its territories.

Musta been filmed in Manitoba.