Oh, is that why they call it the clubhouse? Ah ha!
Just to add my final opinion on the burning question of gay sex. I’m all in favor of it. Of course, I would be. I mean, my mind often drifts off to sex with sweaty, burly men. In kilts. In tight bluejeans. In leather. Well, I guess ya get the idea.
Anyway, until Rue started this thread, I never thought about gay sex on the golf course. Now, I think about that. So, that’s what Rue has done for me today.
Oh, and to Davebear, this thought about golfer attire. See, around here, the golfers tend to wear shorts, especially when it gets warm. Believe me, in south Georgia it gets mighty warm. These shorts tend to be white and kind
Just to add my final opinion on the burning question of gay sex. I’m all in favor of it. Of course, I would be. I mean, my mind often drifts off to sex with sweaty, burly men. In kilts. In tight bluejeans. In leather. Well, I guess ya get the idea.
Anyway, until Rue started this thread, I never thought about gay sex on the golf course. Now, I think about that. So, that’s what Rue has done for me today.
Oh, and to Davebear, this thought about golfer attire. See, around here, the golfers tend to wear shorts, especially when it gets warm. Believe me, in south Georgia it gets mighty warm. These shorts tend to be white a
Just to add my final opinion on the burning question of gay sex. I’m all in favor of it. Of course, I would be. I mean, my mind often drifts off to sex with sweaty, burly men. In kilts. In tight bluejeans. In leather. Well, I guess ya get the idea.
Anyway, until Rue started this thread, I never thought about gay sex on the golf course. Now, I think about that. So, that’s what Rue has done for me today.
Oh, and to Davebear, this thought about golfer attire. See, around here, the golfers tend to wear shorts, especially when it gets warm. Believe me, in south Georgia it gets mighty warm. These shorts tend to be white and kinda tight, especially when they bend over. [sub]WOOF! Golfers bending over in white shorts.[/sub] OK, maybe I have thought about gay sex on a golf course. But, not for a while and not this year before Rue brought it up. The shorts tend to be see through, so a person can see like jock straps. [sub]Hmmmmmmmmmm… sweaty jockstraps.[/sub]
It’s all Rue’s fault! Good thing he didn’t mention cookies.
[sub]Hmmmmmmm… golfers, sweaty jock straps, beer, cookies … Hmmmmmmmm… AAAAAAAAAAARGH! brain overload![/sub]
It’s all Rue’s fault!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
See what Rue did to me. All those thoughts in my head caused 3 really weird posts to happen.
It’s all Rue’s fault, I tell ya!
You know, there’s a country song about that. Not golf, no. About tractors and (implied) sex.
Relevent lyrics:
“She thinks my tractor’s sexy
It really turns her on”
Sorry, I don’t remember the title or artist. I’m sick, so I don’t have the energy to look it up.
Ironically enough, it’s She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy 
by Kenny Chesney.*
*I am not a big Country music fan, but I have heard this song. It is amusing.
See, with most forums on this board, you can leave a thread for a couple of hours and come back and pick up where you left off.
Not in MPSIMS, and not in a Rue thread. I just found this, and I’m already lost.
Tractors. Carnivorous giraffes. Sex. Tractor sex. Gay flirting and sex. The fact that gay carniverous giraffes have 18" tongues (What? Nobody mentioned that yet?). Something about balls and bags. Information overload!
Evidently, a guy needs to jump on these Rue threads when they’re fresh. I didn’t, and I’m lost.
Anybody got a map?
Ahem!
My husband just walked in and wants to know why I am actually bawling*… sobbing and laughing and moaning and hooting. Tears are running down my face and Im blowing my nose**
I try to explain the pointy teethed herbivores, the golf/tractor sex, gay or otherwise, the special dorky pants…or the shorts that “are white and kind” and then …
So have the Canucks scored yet?
No.
He just sits down and watches the game. Refuses to hear any more.
*Bawling, with a W, not balling, with two L’s. That would be more appropriate to golf… or ummmm sex, or well both. Im not sure how the tractor fits in.
**Blowing my nose, using a facial tissue to catch the extracted nasal mucous. Not blowing like in sex. If “blowing” counts as sex, I mean I used to think it did, but Americans and their electoral system have a way of making everything complicated.
See what you did, Rue?
You sucked in another poor soul, that’s what you did. She’s now numbered with the lost, just like me.
Welcome, juji_mojo.
Pull up a chair, you’re going to be here a while.
Normally, I’d say it wouldn’t. I mean, not comfortably, anyway. But…well… maybe…I mean, you know… one of those gay golfers in the see-through white shorts, bending over to retrieve one of his balls after doing eighteen holes (and, who wouldn’t need to pick his balls up off the ground, after that?)…well, if the golf course happened to be adjacent to the farm…they do, sometimes, have those big, thick crank handles in the front (the tractors, not the gay golfers) (okay, sometimes them, too)…could be ugly…and…aw, dammit!.. now we’re back to ugly sex, again …how’d that happen?
Models! Think about models…and anatomically designed seats…in white, see-through shorts…sigh…bending over…ooh!..to pick up your balls…:eek: ACK!
I’m glad I wasn’t the only guy thinking this. . .
And here I thought it was going to be a thread about Rue hacking his way through a tropical jungle with a machete, evading pygmies, and yelling “Croikey!”
Tripler
Oh well. One can only hope, I guess. . .
It happened again. Im lawfing, and giggling, and I get this “whats up”? and I say “golfing with tractors” and he shuts the patio door … (shh the neighbours!) says sorry I asked.
sigh
Exgineer, its been happening for a while. In fact, today despite getting up at 8 am…it was not until after 6 pm that I managed to go outside, buy some fruit and veggies, and get laundry change.
Ive been thinking though about the white shorts that are kind. I would like to know more about those. Most white shorts I have ever tried on are definitely UNKIND. Which sucks, being a nurse and all. Maybe it would help if I stood next to a tractor? Or would they look better if I was running from giant mutant African herbivores?
I am so very, very confused.
oh and has it occured to anyone that you need the pith helmet to get the giraffes in the first place?
No Pith?
Rue, you lent them out to the kahki shirted extras working for Giraffic Park!
oh and has it occured to anyone that you need the pith helmet to get the giraffes in the first place?
No Pith?
Rue, you lent them out to the kahki shirted extras working for Giraffic Park!
I just noticed that no one picked up on:
opting instead to veer into the world of strange animals and stranger uses for farm implements. You guys are all sick, twisted, perverted, and unfit for polite society.
So, ya wanna go bowling or something?
[sub]waiting for more ball jokes…[/sub]
How come you go and say “Hi!” to juji_mojo [powerpuff] JOOOOOOOOjiMojo[/powerpuff]Ex, yet Helena shows up to nothing? Sheesh. (Ah ha! Helena. Good one.)
And you know there ARE wimmin golfers too. Maybe one or two of them in kind shorts…
-Rue. (just tryin’ to help)
Oh Rue, you really ought to have a write like Rue contest. I’d enter. I’d probably lose though, especially since I’m not very clever. But I’d try. I really want a “Sex with Ugly” t-shirt, but I’m too cheap to buy it.
-Welby (just tryin to kiss ass)
Trippler, I had to hack through the living room evading the boys and I yelled something when I stepped on the Lego. I wasn’t wearing a hat though. I hope that helps.
Nice try welb. It’s appreciated.
By the way… COOKIES! (Ha! Swampy.) Blame ME for your goofy posts? Yeah, like it’s all MY fault. Sure.
Feel better Kat.
Well Rue, I wouldn’t want to pith you off.