Better to be pithed off than pithed on, I always say. And I’ve learned you shouldn’t “always say” the same thing over and over.
“Do you take the Little Woman as your lawfully wedded wife?”
“Better to be pithed off than pithed on!”
“Then that would be a no?”
What, Swamp Thing?
How could you forget Bill Erickson’s awe-inspiring performance as “Young Agent”?
Seriously; no one appreciates the classics anymore.
I’m with Exgineer. I don’t know what’s going on. I’ve been watching this thread develop, and I still don’t know what’s going on. Oh well.
juji, my husband ignores me when I try to read aloud from the SDMB, too.
For those of you who remember from last week’s thread: Cat Update! Still wearing a cone, and still cranky. They took the stitches out, too, so he’s crankier. This does tie in- not only has he lost his balls, but but everything else he piths with, too.
I notice you didn’t mention me in your “Dopers who don’t irritate me” thread, Exgineer.
::sulk::
My apologies to Helena. I really didn’t mean to be rude.
I told you I was lost.
I think I’m gonna’ just drop back ten and punt, and try to come up with a bowling ball joke for FairyChatMom.
I’m totally lost. But just wanted to say hi.
Hi
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I’m lost too. Been wandering the jungle from the beginning but wanted to say hi.
hi.
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Sorry for the double post. The hampsters hate me.
Geez Lissla, I startedthis thing and it always amazes me. Well, not always, but I’ll be nice about it.
And “hate” is such an ugly word Copper. Maybe someone forgot to send in some sunflower seeds or something.
When you said you don’t Pith I thought you were refering to ‘scrambling’ the brain of a creature following decapitation.
I don’t do that well either.
It’s kinda creepy holding a severed frog head and shoving a probe into it’s skull through the hole for the spinal column all so you can annihilate the poor froggy’s brain before it realizes it’s had it’s head chopped off.
Only thing worse is if you perform the decapitation too far below the skull and squeeze all the insides out of the frog 
I’ve been said hi to! I feel special. sniff
Well. that’s that then. Helena has been officially welcomed.
28 months and only 213 posts? Heck, I’ve only been here “officially” for 13 months, and I’ve got danged near 900 posts. Not good, sweetie, not good at all. You need to post more and let us get to know you. We don’t bite. In fact, we’re all pretty nice people, just so you know.
Can you help me with my bowling ball joke? This is all I have so far:
“Hey. Bob, why are you limping?”
“I went bowling last night, and dropped a ball on my foot.”
“You should wear a truss.”
It needs work.
Im back.
You guys arent as funny tonight, and hubby was kind enough to be out and at work
Sure, only be funny when you get me in trouble.
Ex, maybe you should leave the bowling to the pros. 
Actually, I knew a pro bowler - well, a former pro bowler. He was an engineering tech when I met him. In fact, he introduced me to the man who hired me back in '85. This isn’t a bowling ball joke - just another tidbit about my life. Because I know you’re interested. Maybe you should sign up for my newsletter.
Do we get special membership privledges if we sign up for the newsletter?
Uh oh! Someone got juji in trouble! Now they’ll have to marry her. Oh wait! She IS married. P’shew, what a relief!
Anyway Ex, try changing the “truss” to an “athletic supporter” or “not go comando” or something. The truss works, but you have to think about it before you laugh. You should never have to think about a joke to laugh. That’s why TV is so good.
And it’s not about your number of posts. It’s not a competition. It’s the way you gush and compliment me. That’s what being a Doper is all about. It’s about me.
Well, there’s the official T-shirt and commemorative thong, the solar-powered propeller beanie, a personally autographed sweatsock, and whatever hair I pull out of my hairbrush. Super-Deluxe Membership entitles you to a phone call on the event of your choice and a plastic spoon that I used to eat my yogurt.
Are those the sorts of privileges you’re looking for?
Darn straight! Where do I sign up? Can I send an extra $19.95 and get the sweatsock framed?
Rue, you’re so cool I’d want to have your babies if I could. (How’s that for gushing and complimenting?)
Careful, welby - I expect there are some days when Rue would gladly let you have his babies! And the closer they get to puberty and wanting to borrow the car, the more likely it’s gonna be!
Yeah, no problem with framing the sweatsock. I should tell you about this week’s special - for $29.95 extra, I can guarantee some of my own personal sweat on that sock. Yeah, I’ll sweat for you, babe… 
Oh stop, FCM. Now I’m all hot and bothered.